It's a boobytrap!!!
Posted on 10/30/2004 4:51:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
In today’s edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we get a sneak preview of the Mental Meltdown the DUmmies will be suffering on Election Night if when Kerry loses. In this THREAD the DUmmies discuss their post-election plans if the Bush Fascist Regime remains in power. Of course, they keep telling themselves this won’t be happening but it’s funny they keep making plans for just that situation. As usual, the ranting DUmmie lunacy is in Bolshevik Red while the wry observations of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
God Forbid - But If We Lose...
[It CAN’T happen. MUSTN’T happen. But IF it does happen (but it musn’t) then…]
Do you plan to:
1. Revolt - Civil War
2. Move To Another County - If So, Which?
3. Change To A "3rd" party
4. Nothing
[5. Screech so loud that you crap in your diaper.]
start pressing for California secession. It'll be time to Constitutionally secede then, imho.
[Don’t forget to annex Tijuana while you’re at it.]
Hey, you need to take Oregon and Washington with you. We'll call it Ecotopia.
[aka Fruit’n’Nutia.]
We are not welcome anywhere...now. Antarctica, maybe?
[Nope! Even the penguins hate DUmmies.]
Civil war is not an impossibility. Real peace is possible only if Kerry wins...and then it will be a long-shot.
[DUmmie Revolt! DUmmie Revolt! The DUmmies are revolting!---You said it! They STINK on ice.]
We have a farm besides where we live, which is in a small town. We went ahead and paid for it, and if Bush is reelected, we plan to move out into the country and get as independent of "things" as we can. We have friends who are thinking of moving to Germany. This is so awful!
[The horror! The HORROR!]
thought about it. If they stole the election again, I would stay and fight. But if it turned out the true majority wanted BushCo, I would seek refuge in Canada, Sweden or Norway. Not a snowball's chance that is the case, though. But that's NOT going to happen. Kerry's going to win because we are continuing to work hard and see to it.
[Kerry is NOT going to lose. He CAN’T lose. Somebody out there, please give me reassurance that Kerry won’t lose! HELP MEEEE!!!!]
I intend to keep fighting the good fight. In my opinion, there is a very real possibility that bush will remain as President.
[And that DUmmie WINS a Kewpie doll for having a sense of electoral realism!]
Think positive. We're going to win so big that George Bush will think he was gang raped in a Turkish prison.
[But, just in case, better give Kerry a jar of Vaseline.]
no, No, NO! No talk about losing now. Too much to do. If the outcome is contested, even more to do. If, after all that, things still look bad, then there will be plenty of time to discuss what happens next.
[EEEEK! Kerry MUST NOT lose. Can’t think about that possibility! If it comes true I’m gonna LOSE MIND….and provide great material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Just make sure our voices continue to echo throughout the world. They can't take away our voices, no matter what kind of laws they pass, no matter how hard they try. Should the day end in darkness we will still be united.
[The Bolsheviks, united, can NEVER be defeated!]
if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo.
[Thank you, maxsolomon, for thoughtfully providing your screen name. It shouldn’t be too hard to track down your real name for placement on the Terror Watch List.]
Not going to lose. That's my mind-set right now. We are **not** going to lose.
[NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT ..…So why am I so nervous? ….. NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT!]
I think the whole nation should secede from DC. Leave Bush behind as President of Capitol Hill and let the rest of us frame a new Constitution and a new PNAC free government.
[Hold tight! Your lithium treatment is ON THE WAY!]
It may be a win-win situation in the long run.... If Bush stays in office his continuing foreign policy is likely to fail miserably, America will become even more ostracized in the world, and America will become even more divided than ever before. In the long run, this could irreparably harm the Republican party for decades to come. Bush can step down now and leave the office in peace, or, if he stays in office, will have to face charges of international war crimes and, probably, impeachment.
[See! Even you DUmmies can celebrate the Bush win on Election Day. It will be a “win-win situation.” WHEEEEEE!!!!]
Fondly Recall The Days Before Facism In America . . .
[Those were the Days, My Friend. I THOUGHT they’d Never End!]
"We have a farm besides where we live, which is in a small town. We went ahead and paid for it, and if Bush is reelected, we plan to move out into the country and get as independent of "things" as we can"...."start pressing for California secession"... "Civil war is not an impossibility"..."if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo."
Moving out to an isolated farm in the country. Civil war. Secession. Guns and ammo.
Sounds like there are a few separatist militia men in the making over at DU.
Better out than in I always say.
L
It's always much better if the other guys are the ones holed up in a remote compound shooting it out with the Feds...
PING me baby
It's a boobytrap!!!
Nice design for an EOD Bar was my first thought........:o)
Only in the diseased minds of these totalitarian freakazoids could the defeat, discrediting, and division of America be considered "a win-win situation".
But then, these are the same people who decided that it would be best that as many of our troops as possible be killed, for the "greater good" of making Bush look bad. No price too high; no method too extreme, in the pursuit of power. They'll destroy this country in order to "save" it from G.W. Bush.
And good luck to the "maxsolomon"s over there with big ideas about buying "very very large guns with plenty of ammo". Our side already has 'em and already knows how to use 'em.
-Dan
pulled this off the thread just now. Do they forget about the other half of this country that isn't interested in this "revolution?" And all the guns we have?
We MUST get permission from JimRob to post DU all over the place (remember the "karma hug?") on 11/2-3.
I know you do a great job PJ, but even you won't be able to keep up with the gold that will show up on that site.
You can't BUY that kind of entertainment!
(How do you nominate for QOTD? I usually ping the AM but it never seems to work.
Buy stock in antidepressant manufacturers NOW!!
I thought they just threatened to do that. In any case, it is still a shakedown.
You're now #145 on the PING list.
They'd have to change the acronym so that it would be Dead Utilitarians.
LOL........Kewl tag line george !
Where have ya been ?
Yeah, it's a pathetic idea.
If the DUmmies who threaten to move would do so, good riddance! Don't let the door hit you in the butt! Dang, they whine like a loose fanbelt over there.
The unfortunate consequences of two years of hate. Crack!!!
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