[PJ-Comix]

Here is the THREAD for the DUmmie Bulge discussion. BTW, this is not the only such discussion. There are currently several DUmmie threasds on the same topic.

The DUmmie PING list is rapidly approaching 100 members. Let me know if you want to be on the DUmmie PING list. Perhaps YOU will be member #100.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Jet Jaguar]

Thanks. Another classic!

[ProudVet77]

Don't these DUmmies know that it is W's remote control usint so he can be manipulated by Cheney's transmitter, cleverly hidden in his Pacemaker.

[Martin Tell]

This needs to be forwarded to the major news media…

It was. Believe it or not the New York Times actually ran this insane story.

Guess I missed the story they ran exposing the note cards, oops, excuse me, "pen" sKerry pulled out in the first debate.

[NRA1995]

Just one problem here.....if the Prez was wired, WHY did he perform so poorly? Little green men jamming his communicator?

[bray]

Is it too late to buy stock in Prozac for the post election mass suicide??? These guys just hate the fact that W may be smarter than Yaaawn!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[DSBull]

Awright Bud!, You caused me to spit my beer through my nose. Along with the obvious pain and suffering of ejecting said beer through the wrong orifice, the blatant waste of a precious nectar is most appalling..

You should be ashamed of yourself, and if I could get to you, you would get the biggest nuggie I could muster. ;>)

[sauropod]

In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area.

[Glad to be of help. This is not only mentioned in Revelations but in the Book of Rove as well.]

ROFLOL! You did a good job w/ this one. Pls. add me to your ping list.

[Ditter]

Excellent. I do hope the DUmmies find this thread while they are lurking over here and see themselves as others see them.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area.

LMAO - I love it when Liberals who typcially support abortion, casual sex, drug use, and "gay" marriage start trying to quote the Bible.

[piasa]

PJ, you're accomplishing something previously thought impossible here. Haven't you noticed the marked decline in f***ing in their posts?

What next? Are you going to instruct them on the proper use of salad forks?

[lonevoice]

So put on your tinfoil hats, boys and girls, and take a walk back down DUmmie memory lane

Help me! Help me!

[kenth]

Gahhhh.... go ahead and stick me on it please.

[mattdono]

I was probably an executive style bullet-proof vest, just in case one of a DU/ANSWER/name-your-lefty nutcase decided to do something.

Remember these are the people that were advocating insurgency (click here for post). It seems to me that these people are so off their rocker that an attempt on the President is, at least, plausible and, in some (many?) of their minds justified. They are really detached from reality.

[wildwood]

geez, whoever was feedin' him lines wasn't too good at it, according to the polls. geez.

[Wonderama]

PJ, Your posts are so much better than actually going to DU,which always gives me a stomach ache. Thanks for doing the dirty work!!!

[jellybean]

The White House issued a statement earlier today:

The President was wearing a Lienator during the first debate to detect lies told by Senator Kerry. Unfortunately the volume was set too high and caused President Bush to grimace each time it buzzed. There were so many lies told by Senator Kerry the unit burned out. It was not used during the second debate.

[valleygal]

You know, I suggested the other day on a thread here that I thought it was a bullet proof vest, if anything.

What is with the "echo" they are talking about?

[Laurita]

"In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area."

In the first place, thank you for distilling the sewerage. I barely have enough time to wade through the FR threads. I love your commentary, too. You make my world a happier place.
In the second place, if the devil had a puppet, wouldn't he choose someone a little slicker, greasier and prettier . . . like a Clinton, Kerry (Ewww, no. Not Kerry. He's just an ugly evil minion, like Carville) or (insert scary music here) Edwards??? Yeah, someone like Edwards, whose evil minions would make him look even better by contrast.
Finally, I think the "better educated" question was a desperate attempt to smoke out a lurking FReeper by playing the intelligence card. Thankfully, none of our operatives were vain enough to fall for the ploy.

[Fraulein]

Bush's mystery bulge IS IN FACT Karl Rove.

LOL!