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"In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area."

In the first place, thank you for distilling the sewerage. I barely have enough time to wade through the FR threads. I love your commentary, too. You make my world a happier place.
In the second place, if the devil had a puppet, wouldn't he choose someone a little slicker, greasier and prettier . . . like a Clinton, Kerry (Ewww, no. Not Kerry. He's just an ugly evil minion, like Carville) or (insert scary music here) Edwards??? Yeah, someone like Edwards, whose evil minions would make him look even better by contrast.
Finally, I think the "better educated" question was a desperate attempt to smoke out a lurking FReeper by playing the intelligence card. Thankfully, none of our operatives were vain enough to fall for the ploy.