[DSBull]

Awright Bud!, You caused me to spit my beer through my nose. Along with the obvious pain and suffering of ejecting said beer through the wrong orifice, the blatant waste of a precious nectar is most appalling..

You should be ashamed of yourself, and if I could get to you, you would get the biggest nuggie I could muster. ;>)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That's alcohol abuse, my friend. Never spill a drop.