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Well, ladies, have at it!

1 posted on 12/04/2025 11:36:30 PM PST by nickcarraway
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For those of you in Rio Linda, he's throwing women from Iran, Iraq, India, Indonesia, Israel, and Italy under the bus, because he doesn't want women from Ireland.

Also, it says he had an IVF child with a woman from the U.S. named Sarah Sunday Spain, but decided not to marry her or have anything to do with her child.

And he was married a long time ago, but he couldn't get along with the wife's 17 cats.

2 posted on 12/04/2025 11:39:58 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Scorpios, Guardian news-outlet readers and people from countries beginning with the letter ‘I’ or with green in the flag need not apply, Sir Benjamin said.

What's wrong with Scorpios?

3 posted on 12/04/2025 11:41:03 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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Looks like an Ian Fleming character.

I guess he doesn’t want Welsh women either.


4 posted on 12/04/2025 11:46:17 PM PST by thecodont
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He has a 1,300-acre estate and a nine-month supply of frozen sperm — now he just needs a “good breeder.”

Guy is crazy-prepared! Should make a guest appearance on "America's Funniest Preppers!"

I have a 12-acre estate (well, actually, it's just pastureland), and during an extreme cold snap I might have a two-day supply of frozen sperm while the thermal underwear is in the laundry, but...

Regards,

9 posted on 12/05/2025 12:25:54 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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Baronets were essentially introduced as a way to generate revenue for the crown by selling hereditary titles that mimicked knighthood but passed down through generations, without granting the full noble perks of a baron.

They are not part of the peerage; considered a form of hereditary knighthood


10 posted on 12/05/2025 12:54:27 AM PST by Cronos
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I’m just here for the jokes.


11 posted on 12/05/2025 1:12:23 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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a nine-month supply of frozen sperm

Wowsa! This chap sure like hand firing his gun.

12 posted on 12/05/2025 1:26:30 AM PST by Kudsman (Remember the Alamo? Good. Now recall the Plaskett surrender. )
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Toffee nosed old git.

CC


16 posted on 12/05/2025 2:00:32 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!)
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The dogs don’t seem to like him. I’ll take their word for it.


17 posted on 12/05/2025 2:14:24 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (I got a whole in me pocket.)
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Points guns at dogs?


19 posted on 12/05/2025 2:35:25 AM PST by b4me (Pray, and let God change you. He knows better than you or anyone else, who He made you to be.)
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He won’t be around to oversee the moral education of his heir. What could go wrong?


26 posted on 12/05/2025 5:56:46 AM PST by Albion Wilde (To live free is the greatest gift; to die free is the greatest victory. —Erica Kirk)
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Are private citizens allowed to have Thompson submachine guns in England?


27 posted on 12/05/2025 7:04:18 AM PST by Orosius
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...people from countries beginning with the letter ‘I’ or with green in the flag need not apply, Sir Benjamin said.

So, NO IRISH NEED APPLY!

30 posted on 12/05/2025 9:33:06 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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He has a 1,300-acre estate and a nine-month supply of frozen sperm”

Is that the latest prepper thing now?

It's a good idea if you have a noble title and want to keep it going.

32 posted on 12/05/2025 9:52:03 AM PST by x
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