[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Scorpios, Guardian news-outlet readers and people from countries beginning with the letter ‘I’ or with green in the flag need not apply, Sir Benjamin said.

What's wrong with Scorpios?

[combat_boots]

A lot

Personal perspective

Ymmv

[meatloaf]

Other than being sex maniacs on demand and looking for a man with bucks ... nothing.

[ponygirl]

From personal experience, female Scorpios are the absolute worst. They will lie to your face and stab you in the back. Cancerians, Taureans and Virgos make the best wives.

[Chickensoup]

Terrible people.