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1 posted on 02/02/2024 11:18:59 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Two magnesium tablets a day and you’ll never be constipated again...


2 posted on 02/02/2024 11:19:50 AM PST by mikelets456
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OR ..... A 44 oz. Dr. Pepper đź«‘ ...


3 posted on 02/02/2024 11:22:53 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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A simple glycerin suppository will solve the problem in no time.


4 posted on 02/02/2024 11:23:51 AM PST by srmanuel
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Maybe order some of these...
https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC


5 posted on 02/02/2024 11:27:28 AM PST by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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Ain’t gonna’ help much if you got obstruction, or denervation, or cancer in your gut...people really be dingbats to take medical advice from any ol’ post on the net. 50% chance of clickbait anyway.


6 posted on 02/02/2024 11:30:27 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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A colonoscopy prep kit might do the job.


7 posted on 02/02/2024 11:31:07 AM PST by PAR35
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Oh, you’re supposed to EAT it?

I swallowed it whole. It plugged me up and constipated me much. Couldn’t poop for 5 days.


8 posted on 02/02/2024 11:31:29 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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Like when a candidate for the football team was asked if he could pass a football, he allowed as he could - if he could manage to swallow it first.


10 posted on 02/02/2024 11:36:26 AM PST by alloysteel (Most people slog through life without ever knowing the wonders of true insanity.)
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McDonald’s sausage, cheese and egg McMuffin does it for me.


12 posted on 02/02/2024 11:39:15 AM PST by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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It’s the cayenne pepper, not the orange, that’s doing the trick.


18 posted on 02/02/2024 11:48:30 AM PST by Ge0ffrey
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22 posted on 02/02/2024 11:52:55 AM PST by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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Couple of handfuls of cashews a day will do the trick.


23 posted on 02/02/2024 11:52:56 AM PST by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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Consuming a can or two of these babies (cod livers) should do the trick.
      

27 posted on 02/02/2024 11:55:14 AM PST by Songcraft ( )
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Clogged by constipation? Have a dinner of Indian food from a restaurant where actual Indians eat.

You'll have a very productive bathroom visit sometime between 1:00 and 3:00 AM.

28 posted on 02/02/2024 11:55:48 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman)
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When I want to know about something medical some random woman who eats orange rinds sounds like a hell of a choice.


33 posted on 02/02/2024 12:20:50 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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Years back, my wife was having trouble getting her bowels working properly after abdominal surgery. What finally did the trick was a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme with green sauce.


34 posted on 02/02/2024 12:33:38 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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Or couple cups of coffee?


35 posted on 02/02/2024 12:36:25 PM PST by bantam
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Two words. Taco Bell.


36 posted on 02/02/2024 12:40:58 PM PST by roving (Deplorable Listless Vessel Trumpist With Trumpitis and a Rainbow Bully)
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A wad of Grizzly wintergreen can kickstart things.


38 posted on 02/02/2024 12:50:01 PM PST by JZelle
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coating each slice with cinnamon and cayenne pepper “generously”

The rest will be history alrighty.

History included a great deal of screaming and tears.

40 posted on 02/02/2024 12:54:25 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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