Posted on 11/01/2023 11:31:54 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Hearing the news this week that Wayne Rooney got a vasectomy makes me think of my own decision to go under the knife. If I’m honest, in the three years it’s been since the procedure, I’ve often wondered if it was the right thing to have done. But every time my mind wanders there, I take a moment and, with a clear head, see it as being one of the best and most important decisions of my life.
Already blessed with children from previous relationships, I met my current and forever partner. She also had two children from a previous relationship, so between us we had a larger-than-average family. This is probably not uncommon in a blended-family situation, but the realities of having such a large brood soon became apparent – the logistical obstacles and need for larger vehicles, among a host of other things.
But like plenty of new couples, we definitely both felt what I can only describe as a sort of “urge” that simmered under the surface. I guess it’s one of the most primaeval urges we feel – bringing a new life into the world with the person you love.
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This guy is warped. Can you imagine our founding fathers — or any American men up to the 1960s — needing to do this to feel like men?
Didn’t want to try for 13 lbs., huh? Cannot blame you.
My grandpa was 13 lbs. and great-grandma went on to have five more kids. I have no idea how big they were, though.
I always liked the Vasectomy Song from Family Guy.
Next trend: PROUD TO BE A EUNUCH.
Oops, sorry, that’s already covered, only they call it Trans Pride.
What parts of the man is he feeling more of?...............
It makes you remember what it was to be a man.
Ya. What do they do, though? Kill the baby?
I think the pajamas will work just as well.
More pinko propaganda to reduce the population.
Total satire (and in poor taste).
Rather, people should trust in God. The purpose of intercourse is procreation. To deliberately block this is to go against what God has designed. Or do we not really mean it when we say “Thy will be done”?
Why do people barf their personal crap to the entire world? I can’t think of anything of less importance.
Its OK to be A little selfish. 😉
Re: Your last line in tiny print: The very best Satire is done in extremely poor taste. ‘Tis a feature, not a bug!
Bingo!
rktman wrote: “Did it in the early 80’s. No regerts. ✂”
Me too especially when falsely accused of fatherhood.
Took the bullets out of the gun! Now I can point it at anyone! - Jeff Foxworthy
i’m not religious so i never say that.
Have a nice night.
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