[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Agony Aunt letters are fiction.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Hard to believe someone writes to Dear Abby because of not knowing what to do with this ex wife, but there you go.

[21twelve]

Rodney Dangerfield:

My wife cut me down to having sex to just once a month.

It could be worse, two other guys I know got cut off completely
by her.

[Vermont Lt]

These are like the Psychology Today version of Penthouse Forum letters.

[BigFreakinToad]

10 times over 21 years and you let it go?

[BipolarBob]

Dear Not Looking Back, you're looking back. Anyone with an IQ more than their toe count would know to leave slutty alone in her filth. No, you're envisioning a three way with your present wife and your ex. This is the road to disaster. Your wife will fall in love with your ex and they will give you the boot and you'll be homeless. You'll be lucky to survive such an ordeal. So it boils down to ONE THING. Do you feel lucky? (Harry Callahan voice)"Well do ya' punk"?

[Deaf Smith]

Travis Tritt had the correct response for the ex…Here’s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares.

[MtnClimber]

You married a demoCRAP. Wut did you expect?

[I want the USA back]

I spotted the deception many years ago. Letters to “dear Abby” and other non-existent advice columnists are created by the columnist. Some of the ideas come from real letters, but the ones that get published are written by the columnist.

[RushCrush]

Normally, before these end times, I would be shocked that an adult would be incapable of such a decision.

But I have decided that humanity is on the decline and that decline is accelerating.

I’m glad I only have a few more decades of this place.

[jimwatx]

If she admitted to 10 who is to say there weren’t a whole bunch more. She sounds like a bipolar nymphomaniac. Since she’s already been whoring around for the last 20 years she might as well get paid for it. Just drop her off in the red light district and let her figure things out from there.

[Getready]

Nowadays,that kind of dilemma presented is called click-bait.

[Boogieman]

“she has admitted to cheating with 10 different men”

So the real number is probably close to 100.

[lee martell]

If she admitted to cheating with 10 men, chances are
she had really been cheating with 35 men, or more.
Depends on the definition of ‘cheating’.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I think singer/songwriter John Prine said it best.

‘Dear Abby’

Dear Abby, Dear Abby
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I were dead

Signed, Unhappy

Unhappy, unhappy
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain’t what you ain’t
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood!

[Responsibility2nd]

Dear Cuck. Grow a pair.

[Larry Lucido]

Is she an ex or his wife? She can’t be both at the same time.

He likely owes her 18 years back child support.

[Responsibility2nd]

“We are now moving, and my daughter wants her mother to get a job…”

With a woman like that, how do you know it’s YOUR daughter?

Get tested.

[GingisK]

Abby is actually dead. Its all pretty good advice considering it comes from the grave: Abigail Van Buren

[dangus]

La da dee La da da

Sorry, there was a thread about 90s music and this just made that pop into my head.