Posted on 02/10/2022 11:25:46 AM PST by nickcarraway
Deputies responding to reports of a woman’s body found along a hiking trail in Middle Georgia ended up with an even odder case on their hands.
The “body” turned out to be a life-sized doll, complete with clothes and accessories.
Deputies were called to reports of a body found along a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest north of Macon.
Deputies couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and poke a little bit of fun at the discovery on Facebook.
“Never missing the opportunity, the crime scene was appropriately processed and the evidence was collected and brought to the Sheriff’s Officer,” Sheriff Reece wrote on Facebook. “The victim, now named Selena, is a little under the weather, but she has been having a nice day and is expected a make a full recovery.”
The sheriff’s office said it was a small blessing that this turned out to just be a case of littering and assured residents that no DNA would be collected.
The jokes continued in the comments. Social media influencer and comedian Officer Daniels, who has more than 2 million followers on Facebook, even got in on the fun.
“Well, now I know where she ran off too,” Daniels wrote. “Did she get booked into evidence? How can I retrieve her?”
I have to admit, that would freak me out.
Though in that second pic I may have seen her at a weekend concert.
GMTA.
Somebody needs to tell Laz not to just throw away his old dates on the side of the road when he’s through with them.
It’s not nice to litter.
Is Morgan Freeman in this movie?
LOL!!!!
Hey, unlike the other perverts at CNN at least Toobin keeps his hands to himself!
And even if they did, it would probably be concentrated in the cooch area.
weel yeah....just have to look at Toobin to know he’s an incel.
So the joke here, is that this doll was, “anatomically correct”, if you get my drift??????
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Someone in the bleachers tossed a blow-up doll onto the field and the stadium erupted into "Madona, Madonna" jeers (Canseco and Madonna were an item back then).
It was funny as all get out!
His hands are tired.
PINKY has been found again.....
Now if it had been a robotic doll that would have been interesting.
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