[pepsi_junkie]

News from next week: Clarkson's cow responding well to program put in place to end her aggression

[DannyTN]

Old Macdonald had a cow, EIEIO
Here a Moo, there a Moo, every where a Moo Moo.
And when that cow got out of line,
Hamburger medium rare

- Elvis

[Magnum44]

[Celerity]

I hope he sees your post. This WILL make it to a commercial for his beer.

[Trillian]

lmao