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Jeremy Clarkson suffering with 'smashed testicles' after cow 'attacked' him on farm
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Posted on 01/05/2022 12:08:35 PM PST by algore

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To: algore

There was a guy on the ship I was stationed aboard, his handle was “The Mule”... lost one at the petting zoo...


61 posted on 01/05/2022 2:51:17 PM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: TalonDJ
There is a little bit more to it than that. If you have some time, watch this.

https://youtu.be/Rc_A34G6UAw

Having said that, Clarkson gave a pretty good review for the model X in another episode.

https://youtu.be/0ssucYoYtYE

62 posted on 01/05/2022 2:52:03 PM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: dfwgator

Frank Zappa was a genius.
I think he made up lyrics as the mothers all played along as just an excuse for killer guitar solos.


63 posted on 01/05/2022 2:56:17 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: fidelis

Bollocks.


64 posted on 01/05/2022 3:09:44 PM PST by Paal Gulli
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To: Magnum44

5 Fingers of Death?


65 posted on 01/05/2022 3:14:44 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN; SaveFerris

“Kung Pow” I believe....


66 posted on 01/05/2022 3:19:15 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Magnum44

Yeah I had bought it but don’t know if I still have it. Thanks!

https://youtu.be/4bAPlP2HX7o

Found it


67 posted on 01/05/2022 3:25:15 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: algore

This brought back memories...Went to Family faarm as a 8 year old...They bought me a pellet gun. It was fun learning how to shoot... For some reason a bull was mounting one of the heifers’ Those things hanging down and swingin’. I decided to take aim and fired away hitting said bull square where I was aiming...That big guy chased me around that barnyard and never forgot and every time we came that bull would stalk me... I thought I was gonna die. that was 60 years ago LOL


68 posted on 01/05/2022 3:43:33 PM PST by halfright (His will be done, not mine. But HAMMER THE HECK OUT OF VOTER ID...mention it everywhere!)
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To: algore

I was in the milking room at my wife’s uncles farm when a cow went out of her way to stomp on Uncle Ed’s hand. He winced and then grabbed a shovel and smacked the cow on the head as hard as he could.

“Next one I slaughter will be you”


69 posted on 01/05/2022 4:38:46 PM PST by cyclotic (I won't give up my FREEDOM for your FEAR)
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To: algore

If’n that were me, I’d be sharing steak dinners with family and friends until “Bruce Lee” is just a bad memory.

Of course, I’d probably do whatever it took to avoid having a wild animal put its head between my legs.


70 posted on 01/05/2022 5:09:44 PM PST by Ancesthntr (“The right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” ― A.E. Van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: algore

Ouch


71 posted on 01/05/2022 5:11:02 PM PST by BRL
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To: martin_fierro; Trillian

Mangled Genitals Ping??
Friday Silliness ??
Karma??

LOL


72 posted on 01/05/2022 6:16:40 PM PST by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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To: pepsi_junkie

lmao


73 posted on 01/05/2022 6:18:33 PM PST by Trillian
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74 posted on 01/05/2022 6:23:59 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; Gefn; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

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75 posted on 01/06/2022 3:32:42 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: TalBlack

If I recall Tesla lost all of those suits.

Yup.

Clarkson has reviewed Tesla since and was quite impressed .

Correct.

76 posted on 01/06/2022 4:32:21 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: martin_fierro

That sounds cultish. lol


77 posted on 01/06/2022 11:15:27 AM PST by Trillian
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To: martin_fierro

Best video caption fail of the year.


78 posted on 01/06/2022 1:18:39 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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