Posted on 11/11/2021 3:55:32 PM PST by algore
WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They found a ninth-century Viking warrior encased in a thick wall of ice and showing no visible sign of decomposition!
More incredibly still, researchers believe it may be possible to review him!
“This has never been attempted before. We firmly believe that with the technology available today, it will be possible to bring this man back to life with his mental faculties fully intact,” declares lead scientist Dr. Nigel Hamm.
“The Viking sailor was preserved in an ice block. This affords us an opportunity to conduct an extraordinary scientific experiment.”
The frozen Norseman appears to have been about 25 years old when he died. The ice cavern was found 22-feet below the Earth’s surface.
“I am still in a daze over this very amazing find,” declares Dr. Hamm, head of London-based geological society stationed in Greenland that specializes in Arctic study. “He’s probably been there for the better part of 1,2000 years. But looks like he could have died 20 minutes ago.”
The bearded warrior has dressed appropriately for the frigid climate, wearing clothes and boots fashioned from thick, fur.
He also sports a typical Viking horned cap and leather breastplate. A leather pouch strapped around his waist bulges outward suggesting it is full.
“At first we believed that it contained good-luck trinkets from home or perhaps some caribou jerky for the journey ahead,” Dr. Hamm says.
“But after consulting experts in Viking lore, we now believe the man was probably carrying what people of his land believed were magic charms that could keep death at bay.
“Incredibly, they seem to have worked, because this Viking is in tip-top shape.
“It’s uncanny it’s like he’s more in a state of suspended animation than truly dead.”
WHERE DID HE COME FROM? Scientists believe the short, stocky Norseman was a member of a Viking expedition. They surmise he most likely had been on a hunting mission.
“Probably a snow bridge he was walking on gave way and he tumbled through a crevasse into the cavern,” the researcher says.
Viking artifacts have been found over the years in Canada and the U.S. Vikings apparently used the frozen north as a winter base.
I wonder if he will get a good review.
DID HE HAVE HIS KITTY WITH HIM???
Even back in the 90’s they trashed Clinton and Hildabeast.
WWN was long gone!
Of ALL the words in this article, THAT one was the ONE word not get wrong.
Kirk Cousins?
Major freezer burn ,LOL
heh, heh. Good one...
Yeah, it's the back taxes their after... :(
Maybe they will use the same team of doctors that renew and revive our favorite Resident ?
VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE, Scientists will try to revive in two weeks
Lots of luck, but I would not hold my breath and get my hopes up.
. . . better part of 1,2000 years . . . is a good one, too.
The original date of the article was October 27. 15 days ago.
They are going to slowly thaw him out then hit him with a taser. That sounds so high tech. They are probably going to put him in a med bed and they may well bring him back that way. They just aren’t going to tell us that.
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