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Woman Busted for Setting Boyfriend's Crotch Ablaze
NBC Miami ^ | Thu, Dec 16, 2010 | BRIAN HAMACHER

Posted on 12/16/2010 12:55:34 PM PST by nickcarraway

Aggravated assault charge for woman who started fire on guy's privates

If the John Wayne Bobbit story has taught men anything, it's to never fall asleep with an angry woman nearby. But a Fort Lauderdale man whose angry girlfriend allegedly set his crotch on fire apparently doesn't know the Bobbit story.

Sheldon Gonzales said he was asleep on his couch Tuesday night when he was suddenly "awakened by a burning sensation in the crotch of his pants," according to a report from the Broward Sheriff's Office.

Standing over Gonzales was girlfriend Berlinda Dixon-Newbold, cigarette lighter in hand.

Gonzales quickly realized the bottom of his shirt, which was laying over his crotch was on fire. He was able to put out the small blaze with his hands, police said. When Gonzales tried to leave, Dixon-Newbold confronted him at the door and a "heated argument" broke out. A neighbor called police, who showed up and arrested the 38-year-old woman for aggravated assault.

Dixon-Newbold was being held on $6,500 bail.


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To: OB1kNOb

Holy Cow!

Is that some sort of ritual?


21 posted on 12/16/2010 1:08:29 PM PST by TheCause ("that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States")
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe she was trying to heat up their sex life...


22 posted on 12/16/2010 1:09:12 PM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: r9etb

Is that the guy or the chick?


23 posted on 12/16/2010 1:09:56 PM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Lockbar

Not to be confused with the Jerry Reed hit, “When You’re Hot, You’re Hot.”


24 posted on 12/16/2010 1:10:46 PM PST by conservativehoosier
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To: r9etb

If I had to have sex with that I would light my own balls on fire.


25 posted on 12/16/2010 1:13:01 PM PST by Venturer
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To: nickcarraway

A Woman Scorned...


26 posted on 12/16/2010 1:14:42 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the 3rd day)
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To: Batman11

LOL


27 posted on 12/16/2010 1:14:59 PM PST by mowowie
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To: nickcarraway; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
Hey! Your crotch is on fire!!!!
 
 
 
 
"Yeah? So?"


28 posted on 12/16/2010 1:15:25 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: nickcarraway

And people still wonder how Obama got elected.


29 posted on 12/16/2010 1:15:34 PM PST by Oldpuppymax
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To: nickcarraway

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!


30 posted on 12/16/2010 1:17:03 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: r9etb
GUILTY!!!!!
31 posted on 12/16/2010 1:17:26 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

What do you suppose sparked the dispute?


32 posted on 12/16/2010 1:18:20 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: PapaBear3625

Looks like her face was on fire and her husband tried to put it out with an ice pick.


33 posted on 12/16/2010 1:18:48 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: nickcarraway
"Doctor, I have a burning sensation in my private parts."
34 posted on 12/16/2010 1:19:11 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Responsibility2nd; paulycy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Burning Man

If you want a job done right, you've got to do it yourself.


35 posted on 12/16/2010 1:21:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shadeaud

If only his name had been Chester...

“Chet’s nuts roasting...”

Colonel, USAFR


36 posted on 12/16/2010 1:23:36 PM PST by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: nickcarraway
Chestnut's roasting on an open fire!....Ah! just so Christmassiee
37 posted on 12/16/2010 1:27:27 PM PST by tophat9000 (.............................. BP + BO = BS ...........................Formula for a disaster...)
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To: Mr. Lucky

I burn for her.

38 posted on 12/16/2010 1:29:38 PM PST by Lazamataz (Only 20 days of Democrat fascism left!)
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To: nickcarraway

>Berlinda Dixon-Newbold

mental note: Stay away from hyphenated chicks...


39 posted on 12/16/2010 1:32:40 PM PST by ROTB (Sans Christian revival, we are government slaves, or nuked by China/Russia when we finally revolt.)
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To: PapaBear3625

Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...


40 posted on 12/16/2010 1:35:10 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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