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The TSA Is Not Going To Do Sex To Me
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Posted on 11/16/2010 5:09:20 PM PST by Whitebread

I hope this link works.....

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: tsa; tsapervs
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1 posted on 11/16/2010 5:09:27 PM PST by Whitebread
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To: Whitebread

He’s right, although he sounds a little queer.


2 posted on 11/16/2010 5:11:48 PM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: Whitebread

Your link works. The TSA is out of control.


3 posted on 11/16/2010 5:12:08 PM PST by EverOnward
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To: Whitebread

OMG, LOL!!!


4 posted on 11/16/2010 5:12:21 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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5 posted on 11/16/2010 5:18:59 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: Whitebread

Airlines are going to pay for this.

The last time I had a “Junk Test” it was in high school for the sports team.


6 posted on 11/16/2010 5:19:50 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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To: EverOnward

I am sitting in the American terminal at O’Hare as I type. This is the first time traveling with the new rules. I can’t get scanned and was lucky enough that after 40 minutes in line, to get a standard metal detector. While in line, I watched a woman opt out of the XRay. The agent cupped the enderside of both breasts and ran her hands around the inside waist band of this womans pants. There was a collective gasp in line. It was humiliating. After I went through I turned around to look while putting my shoes on. A little girl no more than 10 was patted down and an Asian gentleman had his package cupped from behind. I was so upset I called my husband. I will be driving as much as possible but I travel for my job. What have we become?


7 posted on 11/16/2010 5:22:21 PM PST by nurees (Oh...there is a NEW Mexico (Homer Simpson))
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To: paulycy

I hope they dont ask Michelle Obama or Janet MiniReno to submit to a crotch check. No TSA Agent should be forced to do that.

But, If my daughters are subjected to this, I think Obamas should also.


8 posted on 11/16/2010 5:26:39 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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9 posted on 11/16/2010 5:28:42 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Whitebread

Do we get candlelight and wine with that frisk?
(Maybe a cigarette afterwards?)


10 posted on 11/16/2010 5:31:09 PM PST by plinyelder ("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: paulycy

Yes, a lot of lesbians are into fisting.


11 posted on 11/16/2010 5:39:55 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Dallas59
“Oh, Daddy, I'm scared, the TSA agent has rubber gloves and he's smiling at me. Can we skip Disney world and just play with broken glass in the street?"
12 posted on 11/16/2010 5:43:44 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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To: Whitebread

They are saying now that if you have baggy pants on, they will put their hands down your pants.

What about a dress/skirt?

If I ever get the junk juggle, I pray for one of those urges to fart that only hit you in church.


13 posted on 11/16/2010 5:48:17 PM PST by IamConservative (Our collective common sense; the only thing a 1.5GPF toilet ever flushed on the first pull.)
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To: nurees

This was a US airport? This isn’t a memory of Berlin, 1939?


14 posted on 11/16/2010 5:50:43 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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15 posted on 11/16/2010 5:51:20 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: IamConservative
I actually was wondering when someone will urinate on the hand of a TSA scum.
16 posted on 11/16/2010 5:52:53 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ (What flavor Kool-aid are you drinking?)
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To: IamConservative

To bypass the new checks, cover the baggy pants with an Islamic robe and chant “Death to America”.


17 posted on 11/16/2010 5:58:03 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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To: nurees
Give it a few years. You will have male TSA agents who will be anally, orally, and vaginally penetrating women "to check for explosives in body cavities".

No, I am not even slightly joking.

18 posted on 11/16/2010 6:00:15 PM PST by Lazamataz (Pelosi: Like a rapist, PROUD of their handiwork.)
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To: Lazamataz
Yup. Once we get a woman in a burqa that explodes, every American woman will be getting the full check up. The “Junk Check” and “Boob Bob” will look timid.
19 posted on 11/16/2010 6:04:25 PM PST by PA-RIVER
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To: nurees

My daughter is 5 months pregnant so she obviously will opt out of a scan. Are they going to lift her shirt to make sure she is really pregnant? What about women who wear really padded bras or other types of one piece under garments? Will they have to remove them?
The majority of people on FR are smart enough to know that this is definately a violation of our rights but if you listen to people being interviewed at airports they are more than willing to bend over and grab their ankles for this false sense of security.


20 posted on 11/16/2010 6:06:09 PM PST by heylady
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