[Lazamataz]

Give it a few years. You will have male TSA agents who will be anally, orally, and vaginally penetrating women "to check for explosives in body cavities".

No, I am not even slightly joking.

[PA-RIVER]

Yup. Once we get a woman in a burqa that explodes, every American woman will be getting the full check up. The “Junk Check” and “Boob Bob” will look timid.

[Nickname]

Oh you know it’s coming. For now the scanners don’t see INTO you but all it’s going to take is a muslim with a bomb up his butt.

Travel guidelines will be issued for women not to wear tampons otherwise they’ll have to remove them in front of a TSA jackboot to prove that they aren’t hiding explosives.

As far as I’m concerned, the sheep and the Muslims are welcome to the airlines. I’m not going to be a part of this.

I’ve never in my life had to place my hands above my head and turn around for law enforcement and I’ll be damned if I’m going to start now because we have a bunch of politically correct, incompetent BOOBS running the show.