Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

[Slings and Arrows]

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

[Robert A Cook PE]

So, for the benefit of men, I should ditch the minimizers?

Ditching strongly encouraged.

[Red in Blue PA]

[Red in Blue PA]

[Lancey Howard]

[uglybiker]

Don't botha me while I'm exercizin'!

[Slings and Arrows]

Good exercise.

[Still Thinking]

I’m never going to die, evidently.

[Still Thinking]

“Honest hon, I was just working my cardio!”

[Cvengr]

Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

Sometimes,...At least until their wife catches them getting healthier.

[eyedigress]

LOL!

[Rocky]

Now we’re talking. Science that makes a difference.

[Rocky]

Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

This would only work if the study was blind. I mean, if the control group was blind.

[Wpin]

I want that mammogram machine!!!

[shaggy eel]

,,, yes, yes indeed.

[Titan Magroyne]

Explains a lot, my survivor FRiend.

[The Mayor]

My life is getting longer as this thread gets longer.

[Slings and Arrows]

Zei geishundt!

[potlatch]

Excellent comment!

[steelyourfaith]

That is too damn funny. Bravo !

[acad1228]

Live long and prosper!