you know you might be doing it wrong when...
(maryland... those whacky dems...)
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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you know you might be doing it wrong when...
(maryland... those whacky dems...)
It sounds like the same tool obama is using on all of us...
I hate to ask, but... pics? You can’t fix stupid, but we still must determine guilt.
So she gave herself a Sawzerian?
Shoulda just bought a Sybian instead.
Obviously he answered “NO” to the question, “Got Wood?”
I see you are a member of the First Church of Appliantology. Created by L. Ron Hoover. For $50 I'll teach you German.
He made a boner.
LOL!
Now there’s an obscure quote!
This is not surprising, considering the location.
The only thing left to do now is take the beaver to the taxidermist and have him mount it.........
Better off without pics...Lexington Park in PG Co Md is predominately an urban/ACORN environment.
To paraphrase Julius Ceasar
She saw, she came, she went to the hospital.
Bookmarking.
ROTFLMAO at the responses here!
I guess Humorless Mod isn’t on duty, or it would have been pulled with the reason “No Thanks”.
No. Lexington Park is in St. Mary’s county, and is not really urban, though they have a lot of the problems that are associated with urban life. It is the location of the Patuxent River Naval Air Station. The word “redneck” comes to mind when talking about Lexington Park.
Bill Engvall will have another one for his routine.
Actual warning on a curling iron:
"Do not insert this into any body orifice."
When you are ready to have a go at it with your wife, she says, "Get the curling iron honey."
"What ever happened to good old fashioned foreplay?"
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