[xcamel]

[Bringbackthedraft]

I hope it was bigger than 1/4”

[Petronski]

I’m starting to think you need another hobby, Marty. How do you feel about needlepoint.

[nuconvert]

LOL. Waaaayy too much ammunition here.

[Farmer Dean]

Just show the guy some of those Helen Thomas pictures that keep getting posted around FR.The nut would have fallen to the floor in seconds.

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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[Artemis Webb]

Big News Not That Politics Slop Bump

[ETL]

From the same Yahoo News article:

"On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said."

[Artemis Webb]

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today."

ew

[Zuben Elgenubi]

New surgical procedure to remove the nut (note Schraeder screw in urethra):

[Ladysmith]

Wouldn’t 30-degree water take care of the problem?

[SampleMan]

He’s a welder. Why didn’t he just cut it off with a torch.

Anyone that’s been around a guy with a torch has heard them say, “I can cut it right off the shaft and never even get the shaft warm.”

[libh8er]

Late night comedians are going to have a field day with this.

[Slings and Arrows]

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

What's the big news about a guy trying to bust a nut?

[Nickname]

They fail to mention the name and party affiliation of the nut.

Must be a democrat.

[abishai]

In all seriesness, I’m confused. Wouldn’t a nut be threaded, so couldn’t it just be screwed off?

[maggief]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don’t.

[ETL]

Hey, if it works on the ears!

[rrrod]

Dont ya just hate it when this happens........

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

(cringe!)(wince!) NOT FUNNY! That hurts even to think about it!

This idiot doesn’t DESERVE to have Wedding Tackle: they ought to have amputated! Unfortunately, he’s still able to procreate, preserving the Stupid Gene for at least one more generation...