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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
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| Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET
Posted on 08/31/2008 8:51:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
08/31/2008 8:55:37 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
To: martin_fierro
I hope it was bigger than 1/4”
3
posted on
08/31/2008 8:56:38 AM PDT
by
Bringbackthedraft
(If everyone stays home and no one votes will Congress disappear?)
To: martin_fierro
I’m starting to think you need another hobby, Marty. How do you feel about needlepoint.
4
posted on
08/31/2008 8:56:56 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(The Vice Presidency is below Sarah Palin's paygrade.)
To: martin_fierro
LOL. Waaaayy too much ammunition here.
5
posted on
08/31/2008 8:57:13 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(Obama - Preferred by 4 out of 5 Dictators & Terrorists)
To: martin_fierro
Just show the guy some of those Helen Thomas pictures that keep getting posted around FR.The nut would have fallen to the floor in seconds.
6
posted on
08/31/2008 8:57:22 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
To: martin_fierro
Big News Not That Politics Slop Bump
8
posted on
08/31/2008 8:59:47 AM PDT
by
Artemis Webb
(Sarah Palin: Babies, Guns, Jesus. HOT DAMN!)
To: martin_fierro
From the same Yahoo News article:
"On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said."
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posted on
08/31/2008 9:01:49 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Smoking-gun evidence on all the ObamaRat-Commie connections at my FR Profile/Home page)
To: martin_fierro
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today." ew
10
posted on
08/31/2008 9:01:58 AM PDT
by
Artemis Webb
(Sarah Palin: Babies, Guns, Jesus. HOT DAMN!)
To: martin_fierro
New surgical procedure to remove the nut (note Schraeder screw in urethra):
To: martin_fierro
Wouldn’t 30-degree water take care of the problem?
12
posted on
08/31/2008 9:05:30 AM PDT
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Praise God and pass the ammunition!)
To: Petronski
an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week Oh, she's sure to say "Yes" now.
To: martin_fierro
He’s a welder. Why didn’t he just cut it off with a torch.
Anyone that’s been around a guy with a torch has heard them say, “I can cut it right off the shaft and never even get the shaft warm.”
14
posted on
08/31/2008 9:06:14 AM PDT
by
SampleMan
(We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
To: martin_fierro
Late night comedians are going to have a field day with this.
15
posted on
08/31/2008 9:06:17 AM PDT
by
libh8er
To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state. What's the big news about a guy trying to bust a nut?
16
posted on
08/31/2008 9:07:01 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: martin_fierro
They fail to mention the name and party affiliation of the nut.
Must be a democrat.
17
posted on
08/31/2008 9:07:36 AM PDT
by
Nickname
To: martin_fierro
In all seriesness, I’m confused. Wouldn’t a nut be threaded, so couldn’t it just be screwed off?
18
posted on
08/31/2008 9:08:05 AM PDT
by
abishai
To: martin_fierro
“Honey, I was just thinking of YOU.”
Whoa, I said a wench not a wrench!
19
posted on
08/31/2008 9:08:40 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: martin_fierro
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don’t.
20
posted on
08/31/2008 9:09:00 AM PDT
by
maggief
(Hockey moms for PALIN. Puck Obama!)
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