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Posted on 10/18/2007 1:08:46 PM PDT by misterrob
This is priceless. WCAU Anchor Lori Wilson reads an email from viewer who misunderstood lyrics from a song.....
A muff in time saves nine...
Muffy the Vampire Slayer...
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ping
Would that be a Buff Muff?
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LOL - I give her the benefit of the doubt.
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
I think I’ll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I’ll admit
Each time I say, ‘Darling, I love you’
She tells me that I’m full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
Our baby fell out of the window
You’d think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of .
...I mean, I should've said "Not guilty!" right off the bat...
Mondegreens has changed my life. I sit around chortling to myself like an idiot all the time now.
Reminds me of........
There’s a small rural area in Ireland called Muff. On one of my trips to NI, we took a lunch hour trip into the Republic to do some last minute Chrismas shopping (wool sweaters and such). At a small restaurant we stopped into for a quick bite before heading back to the office, I picked up a local paper and read the following in the help wanted section.......
“Mushroom pickers wanted. Muff area.”
I threw enough money on the table to cover my meal and quickly stepped outside and laughed out loud for a solid five minutes......
I saw Shepard Smith refer to the Labonese as “lesbians” one day
She seems like a nice girl. Proof that ignorance is bliss.
She’s from the midwest and doesn’t go out on xxx websites or hang out at biker bars. Kinda sweet, really. I told Mrs. Pete and she didnt know what a muff was either.
She’s kind of got that Marilyn McCoo thing going on...definately Not Guilty.
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