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Gay or European?
Traveleronline ^ | 10/12/05 | Yvette Scorse

Posted on 10/25/2005 11:31:17 AM PDT by pissant

My gaydar is off. It's not just the European man capris, tight jeans and Spanish lisp.

This weekend, I went out with an American friend, her Spanish boyfriend and a bunch of his Spanish guy friends. I've been out with them before, but I left the discoteca (club) "Boom!" on Thursday as confused as ever.

The guys grind with each other, touch each other, flirt, everything. Yet, my American friend swears up and down that they're not really gay, just European.

I'm not sure where this line is drawn, but if you ask me, they act pretty gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

I don't get it. They dance with girls for a few songs, and then they're magnetically drawn to dance with another guy's butt. And it's not just dirty dancing; they spin each other and twirl and dance like they've been ballroom partners all their lives. I'm not quite sure how they figure out which one leads.

In America, it's perfectly common and fun for girls to go to a party or a club with their best girl friends and dance with each other. But I can't imagine any of my straight American guy friends grinding up against each other and enjoying it. And girls wouldn't particularly enjoy watching a couple of guys grind either.

Yes, it's a double standard, but it's something about homophobic American guys that would prevent them from dirty dancing with each other.

Every time I go out with these guys, I'm not sure how far the gayness will go, but I swear, at any moment they're gonna start making out.

Actually, one of these "gay" Spaniards did lick my American friend Dan's ear this weekend. Although Dan isn't uptight about the European man dancing, the ear licking went a little too far for him. I suppose contact with another guy's tongue is where an American boy draws the line.

I'm still not sure if this is normal behavior in Barcelona or just a custom among this group of "gay" European friends.

After four nights in a row of discotecas this weekend, I have decided that it's generally hard to tell if the chicos are gay or not. The most attractive, well-dressed ones are, of course, usually gay, as is the rule in America. But seeing a guapo (hot guy) dancing with other chicos does not provide conclusive evidence that they are gay.

And then, of course, there are the American guys in our group who are most obviously gay but in denial, which is a confusing situation on the other side of the spectrum.

If a guy dresses gay, talks gay and hangs out with a bunch of girlfriends he isn't attracted to, he is gay. If he were Spanish, he'd be out of the closet, or he could still claim to be straight and grind with any other chico in the discoteca.

Yvette Scorse is a staff columnist. She is studying abroad in Spain.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: barf; homosexualagenda; nausea; whowritesthisbs; zoinks
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To: Owl_Eagle

I have seen Rick Steeves on a few occasions. He lives in the same town as my ex-girlfriend.


41 posted on 10/25/2005 1:42:24 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: Spruce

Muslim men dance with each other.


42 posted on 10/25/2005 1:43:11 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: Clemenza

The polka?


43 posted on 10/25/2005 1:51:34 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: pissant

Believe it or not, most Spanish gays go to the beaches in Morocco.


44 posted on 10/25/2005 2:07:08 PM PDT by kipita (Conservatives: Freedom and Responsibility………Liberals: Freedom from Responsibility)
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To: pissant

I supposed that is a good point.

He probably shaves his chest though.


45 posted on 10/25/2005 2:47:06 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: pissant

I supposed that is a good point.

He probably shaves his chest though.


46 posted on 10/25/2005 2:47:09 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I don't even want to imagine.


47 posted on 10/25/2005 3:14:15 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Simon and Seacrest both probably shave bare so they can use the slinp-n-slide together much easier.


48 posted on 10/25/2005 3:28:11 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Alright, enough visuals!!! LOL


49 posted on 10/25/2005 3:29:11 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Haven't you been over here?

But, to answer your question...

I guess this must be a latin thing...


50 posted on 10/25/2005 8:29:29 PM PDT by Eurotwit (WI)
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To: EdReform; backhoe; Yehuda; Clint N. Suhks; saradippity; stage left; Yakboy; I_Love_My_Husband; ...

Homosexual Agenda Ping.

Just in case any of you are planning a European vacation or business trip. Blechhh.

Freepmail me and DirtyHarryY2K if you want on/off this pinglist.


51 posted on 10/25/2005 8:46:19 PM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: pissant

This is what Hitler tried to sell to Franco:

http://www.abidingtruth.com/pfrc/books/pinkswastika/

Franco wasn't the type of socialism Hitler hoped Spain would be.


52 posted on 10/25/2005 9:27:38 PM PDT by SaltyJoe (A mother's sorrowful heart and personal sacrifice redeems her lost child's soul.)
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To: pissant
Yes, it's a double standard, but it's something about homophobic American guys that would prevent them from dirty dancing with each other.

Ah yes, us "homophobic" American men who find absolutely nothing attractive about another man's hairy anus. What's wrong with us, anyway?
53 posted on 10/25/2005 9:29:23 PM PDT by Antoninus (The greatest gifts parents can give their children are siblings.)
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To: pissant

<< Yes, it's a double standard, but it's [sic] something about [American Men] that would prevent them from dirty dancing with each other. >>

Yep.

Normalcy.

Maleness.

Masculinity.

Same kinda kinky, weird, stuff that ensures our survival as a Nation and the survival of our Civilization.

While the Euro-peons perish.


54 posted on 10/25/2005 10:09:43 PM PDT by Brian Allen (Patriotic [Immigrant] AMERICAN-American by choice - Christian and Aviator by Grace)
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To: pissant
Yvette Scorse is a staff columnist. She is studying abroad in Spain. Additionally, she is quite confused and heteronormatively challenged...
55 posted on 10/25/2005 10:37:48 PM PDT by DBeers (†)
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To: lakeman
"Exactly it should be called homonauseated."

Excellent!!! I'm going to use that term next time the other one gets thrown at me. Thanks.
56 posted on 10/25/2005 11:57:23 PM PDT by ScubieNuc
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To: lakeman
"Exactly it should be called homonauseated."

Excellent!!! I'm going to use that term next time the other one gets thrown at me. Thanks.
57 posted on 10/25/2005 11:58:06 PM PDT by ScubieNuc
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To: pissant

Well it sounds like Europe has become the land of the Bi-sexuals.


58 posted on 10/26/2005 12:12:22 AM PDT by Paul C. Jesup
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To: Eurotwit; pissant

Englishmen are the GAYEST in the world. No wonder their women are all going for Arabs and Indians.


59 posted on 10/26/2005 12:17:46 AM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: pissant
(from post 1)
Gay or European?

There's a difference?

(From post 38)
Wow a CZJ picture without a reference to that other woman. Don't think I'd seen that before.

60 posted on 10/26/2005 6:24:22 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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