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THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!! (But this troll ain't gonna be here to see it)

Posted on 05/22/2005 5:56:43 PM PDT by confederate cowboy

I believe there is alot wrong with our current goverment and I just cant wait until the south rise again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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To: Darksheare

But, not as American as you or I...


121 posted on 05/22/2005 6:27:54 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: smoothsailing

"Been saving your Confederate dollars, have you?"

Actually, Confederate notes in good condition are worth at least face value to collectors. Some of the rarer notes even more. Funny huh...


122 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:08 PM PDT by Gum Shoe (I'm not a professional military officer, I just play one on TV.)
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To: shellshocked; confederate cowboy

He smells more like a Massachusetts wannabe to me.
Willing to bet he says "car" as "Kaaah".


123 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:11 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: confederate cowboy
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124 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:13 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry ("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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To: mainepatsfan
I'd love to be able to survive half this long on DU!

I signed up once last year and wrote "Zell Miller for president on a thread." Someone asked if I was the same "wagglebee" that posted on FR. I said yes and was gone 30 seconds later.

125 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:18 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Old Sarge

Excellent point.


126 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:35 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: Paul C. Jesup
Well shut my mouth!:^)

(Actually I do have a pretty good idea,been collecting American currency and coins for about 25 years.)

127 posted on 05/22/2005 6:28:47 PM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon Turtle Co.)
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To: Darksheare
I suspect confederate cowboy isn't a Southerner.

Considering his sign-up date, he is not even in the U.S.

128 posted on 05/22/2005 6:29:39 PM PDT by Alouette (Muslims will bite the hand that feeds them, and kiss the boot that kicks them.)
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To: confederate cowboy

Liberty and Union, Now and Forever, One and Inseperable!


129 posted on 05/22/2005 6:29:47 PM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Alouette

Possibly.


130 posted on 05/22/2005 6:30:04 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: wagglebee

Wow. So someone over there montiors FR enough so he or she recognized your username?


131 posted on 05/22/2005 6:30:06 PM PDT by mainepatsfan
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To: wagglebee

This thread is possibly the most obstuse in the history of Free Republic, and undoubtedly the result of too much moonshine in the sunshine states. However, it may not be totally irrational. I notice that confederate tourist bureaus and chambers of commerce keep acquiring WWII battleships and airplanes. They pretend that these are tourist attraction artifacts, but are they? When will nuclear proliferation as touristic attraction set in? What might these dickie-birds be up to this time and anyway? By golly and sure 'nuff something is up and the Yankees better get to work buying obsolete weaponry in anticipation of the coming war of obsolete causes.


132 posted on 05/22/2005 6:30:16 PM PDT by mathurine (ua)
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To: confederate cowboy
Dang, boy, nice knowin' ya. I was going to twit you a little by posting a "gay cowboys eating pudding" pic from a South Park site...

Let's just say that Googling "gay cowboys" is a very very very very very very very very very baaaaaad idea...

133 posted on 05/22/2005 6:31:19 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: confederate cowboy

The South rising again will be better than rarefied Yankees wanting to make the whole country into one big, experimental Brook Farm. Oh wait, that already happened in the 1960's, and under a Texan president, no less.


134 posted on 05/22/2005 6:31:20 PM PDT by Puddleglum (Thank God the Boston blowhard lost)
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To: tiredoflaundry
lol
135 posted on 05/22/2005 6:31:24 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: mathurine

Uh-hunh.. yeah. Right.
Whatever.


136 posted on 05/22/2005 6:31:28 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: mainepatsfan; doug from upland
Wow. So someone over there montiors FR enough so he or she recognized your username?

Doug from upland has entire DUmmie threads devoted to him!

137 posted on 05/22/2005 6:32:40 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Spann_Tillman

1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your a$$ kicked.

2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at
Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast
24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If
you confuse them, they'll kick your a$$.

3. We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so
shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the
hell out of here, or we'll kick your a$$.

4. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down
here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a
flying rat's a$$ whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper,
7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it.
Doing otherwise can lead to an a$$ kicking.

5. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate
than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner, O'Connor). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't
refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your a$$.

6. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith
of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Oprah, Turner Broadcasting,
MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb enough to let
someone move to our state in order to run for the
Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick
his/her a$$.

7. Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had
listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at
Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.

8. Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen,
Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or
we will just HAVE to kick your a$$.

9. Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your
biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put
sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your a$$.

10. Don't talk about how much better things are at
home because we know better. Many of us have visited
Northern he!!holes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and
we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it
here, Delta or US Airways is ready when you are. Move
your a$$ on home before it gets kicked.

11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk
this way because we don't want to sound like you. We
don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying,
and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave
us alone, or we'll kick your a$$.

12. Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your a$$ all the way back to Boston Harbor.

13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir
and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your a$$ just like they did ours.

14. So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have
enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your a$$.

15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down
here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your
a$$ shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box... minus your a$$.


138 posted on 05/22/2005 6:32:41 PM PDT by ScreamingFist (Peace through Ignorance)
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To: Old Sarge

Whoops - looks like I missed out. Thank you for the ping!


139 posted on 05/22/2005 6:33:18 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Darksheare
either that or hiding in the middle of us with the popcorn.

EEEEEEEEEEK!!! Why didn't you SAY something? I would've dusted!!!

140 posted on 05/22/2005 6:33:52 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Yo! Cowboy! I'm praying for a LoganMiracle! It CAN happen!!!!)
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