Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
Closing Credit Music.
Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)
1st Verse
I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City Im a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City Im a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!
2nd Verse
When I get to Zot City,
Ill be wearing an earring.
Zot City Im a bum.
Ill post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause Im nothing.
Zot City Im a bum.
I wont answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
Id have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.
Chorus
And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every , Two Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.
Conspiracy Guy 2/20/04
It is a stubborn thread. I just posted closing credit music.
Hey, that could be MY theme song!
Kangaroo Jacqui, formerly The Quiet American...
Your aren't a troll.
I'm here now, so this thread is officially "dead as Elvis".
Time for prune juws.
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City Im a bum.
Bwaaahahaha!
Pull the plug
Good song ain't it? We need to get it recorded and make it a standard Viking Kitties post.
Bump.
I'm not a troll NOW - but there was a time when folks here felt different...
I could look up the thread, but the references have probably been removed anyway. But I didn't have a very auspicious debut here, that's for sure. (And I don't mean just when I "appeared" on my husband's obituary thread - actually Jim and the mods decided to let me back in, and they first gave me back my first name, until they realised that someone had suggested I commit suicide (precisely what my husband ended up doing). So I got back the name I made up as a spur-of-the-moment joke, and was zotted under before ever posting. (Hence my signup date being nine months or so before my first post.)
I wrote a John Kerry Version with slightly different words.
John Kerry (sung to the tune of Surf City)
1st Verse
John Kerrys like Al Gore.
I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
(John Kerry hes the one.)
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
(John Kerry hes the one.)
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm dumb as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.
Chorus
And Ill vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah Ill vote for John Kerry
I dont own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerrys like Al Gore!
2nd Verse
When I vote for John Kerry,
Its because Im not thinkin.
(John Kerry hes the one.)
I hate my mom and my dad,
My brain is rotten and stinkin.
(John Kerry hes the one.)
I have no logic at all,
Dont make a lick of sense.
Id have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.
Chorus
And Ill vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah Ill vote for John Kerry
I dont own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerrys like Al, John Kerrys like Al Go o ore!
Ah ouuuuuuuuh ah ouhh ah ouuuuuuuuh
Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4
Rough start. How is the weather today?
Hey...what are my JUSTAMY friends doing on this crazy thread?
I wish it would rain. /sarcasm
Again.
Round round post around,
We post around, yeah.
Post around round round,
We post around.
We post around,
Cause it's sound.
We hit any thread,
Make sure the trolls are dead.
Rain. I'll send you rain. Unless you're in Texas.
Damn, I didn't know that. My sincere condolences.
BTW...Bad a$$ tat ya got there.
Buh-bye, troll.
I just had to get in on this one.
Proof positive a thread can live on a thumping gizzard...
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