Poetry and Potpourri .... September 27 - 28, 2003

9-27-2003 | JustAmy, Mama_Bear and St.Louie1

[JustAmy]

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The Poetry Branch has been in limbo since the prior hostess left FreeRepublic April 15th 2003. We've since learned that said hostess has lost her posting privilege. That being the case, and Jim Robinson having given his ok, I wanted to renew the thread.

FreeRepublic is blessed with many fine poets, and we look forward to seeing their poems posted on FR once again. There were many non-poet FReepers who visited the Poetry Branch for the camaraderie; we hope they will return.

I would like to invite everyone to visit and relax at Poetry and Potpourri. Hopefully you will renew old acquaintances for chatting, sharing jokes, telling stories, posting cartoons, etc. Everyone needs a place to escape from the everyday news, make Poetry and Potpourri that place.

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The Belvedere's Guardian Wolf ~
the always charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf.

[JustAmy]

"Hope you took Snoofy for his walk."

Errr ..

We may have a problem here! After that third margarita you had last night, you promised you'd do that before you left for the playground this morning.

See ya later, Bro.

[JustAmy]

Good morning, Chads

LOL ....

Let's see now, where did I put my new revolver?

[JustAmy]

Okay ..... now I'm ROFLMAO

[JustAmy]

I hope you asked Mama_Bear to save a bear claw for your sister!

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, Darsheare.

Sounds like you're ready for another beautiful, day at Poetry and Potpourri. LOL

[Darksheare]

Well, I was jus lurkin' and wandering.
But, yes, I'm ready for another day.
;-)

[ST.LOUIE1]

I hope you asked Mama_Bear to save a bear claw for your sister!

Heck no! Get you own. LOL

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, OK

We are happy that you finally arrived. Hope you got some coffee and donuts or hinnies or maybe both.

[MistyCA]

That sure hit the funny bone! LOL! Thanks, Amy.

[MistyCA]

Good morning, Louie! Thank you! You have an awesome day too!!! ;)

[MistyCA]

:) Morning! :)

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, Misty.

I may let JustFrank out of the toolshed for awhile. How long he gets to play will depend on his actions.

LOL

[Mama_Bear]

Heck no! Get you own. LOL

He's being snarly today, Amy, and I'm afraid it's my fault. I tried to snag the glazed donut from him. But, we have compromised. All is okay now.........unless he calls me "fatbear" one more time. ;-)

[Darksheare]

Morning.

[MistyCA]

I am on a mission today. I won't be able to join in here until later. Will do my best to catch up with all of you then. :( Have a great day!!!

[Darksheare]

Okers.
Good luck.
Don't do anything that I'd do.

[JustAmy]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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Heh Heh Heh
I'll bet Amy thought I would go over the line!
He!!, I hate that toolshed!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Heck no! Get you own. LOL

He's being snarly today, Amy, and I'm afraid it's my fault. I tried to snag the glazed donut from him. But, we have compromised.
All is okay now.........unless he calls me "fatbear" one more time. ;-)

((((((((sweetbear)))))))) : )

[Mama_Bear]

((((((((sweetbear)))))))) : )

(((((((((charmin'wolfie)))))))) :-)

*smooooooch*

[JustAmy]

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.

She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all! Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"

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Heh Heh Heh
She's not upset yet, is she?
I stole borrowed her ping list. Heh Heh