[glaux]

After a swift correction to the groin, Klaus once again assumes the position of indignity.

[Alberta's Child]

Check out the expression on his face in the photo on the right . . .

"OK. I knew you had to go to the bathroom, but why the hell did you have to leave this thing on my leg?"

[Guillermo]

Heil to the President and First Husband (2024).

[mrsmith]

You can lead a horse to water but be careful 'cause the stupid ones are gonna fall in and then you'll have to go in and drag 'em out.

[fortunecookie]

Just think how smart those early investments of her parents were - whitewater, the stock bonanza. How lucky. This young lady, at a time when the rest of us were working summers and postponing loan pmts until we found a 'real' job, can vacation at whim with her beau where ever she likes. And so can her parents.

[shpanda]

It looks to me like if she had a different head then her body is not really all that bad. In other words if a really pretty girl in the face had the same figure it would not be good but not really awful either.

I do suspect in two or three years she is going to look terrible in all respects. I recall a few years ago thinking she had a pretty good figure despite the awful face. Now she has an average figure to go with an awful face. In a couple of years it will be awful all over.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh this is classy. Lets rip up a young girl because she isn't a runway model.




sheesh.

[arasina]

What on earth happened to Chelsea the ballerina?

[LibKill]

Yech! I'm not sure she is even the same species as the rest of us.

[Finalapproach29er]

You've outdone yourself this time. That's a howler!

[NewLand]

(NewLand Wire Services) - Chelsea Clinton, elitist daughter of elitist feaux-Senator Hillary Rodham, and alleged daughter of non-elitist Arkansas rapist W.J. Clinton, is caught on camera as she prepares for a future of 'helping the real American working people' while vacationing in the capital of elitism, St Tropez, France.

Ian Klaus, well known butt kisser with poor vision and even poorer judgement, keeps track of Chelsea's every move by sense of smell, as can be seen in the photo on the right.

[rs79bm]

Ian doing his best Monica impression.

[Pegita]

Do you have any pics of Chelsea's grandparents ... both sides, prefereably. Seems to me Grandpa Rodham was a big guy (but so is Uncle Huey). Never do you see a photo of the mother of Her Heinous ... wonder why ...

[F.J. Mitchell]

Take a good look at Ian's left hand and it appears he is desperately trying to keep his rising emotions in check.

[itzmygun]

She has Webb Hubbel's looks - now we know she also has his body...

[ladyinred]

Finally, someone who looks worse than me in a bikini! And I am a whole lot older!

[ladyinred]

Don't miss this one!

[HairOfTheDog]

For the record.... I think threads like this are exactly the kind of thread that can get picked out by the media to slam FReepers, and I think they should be discouraged.

And with that, I am, at least going to stop bumping it to the top.

[July 4th]

So sad...she's already huge. It's only gonna get worse. Hey Ian! Look at the mother!

[stripes1776]

The Return of the Blob