"...trailer park trash. That covers about 95% of the Freerepublic membership."

Dixie Chicks Official Artist Clud Forum ^

[Jael]

"I think the proper term would be trailer park trash. That covers about 95% of the Freerepublic membership."

"Look Ma he aint got no wheels under his house"

Dixie Chicks fans are furious that Freepers have voiced their opinions on the Chicks official club site.

Freepers are none to happy with remarks the Chicks made demeaning President Bush.

[Jael]

I don't listen to them. But it just irks me that they make so much money off a war and then go and act that way to an international audience.

(Their new hit song is about Vietnam.)

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I bet if they took this test they would know they are WTT! Naaaaaaaa... they are clueless WTT!

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The Liberal Aptitude Test
1999 Edition

I. Multiple Choice

1. In 1969, Al Gore was:
   1. Inventing the Internet.
   2. At Woodstock, but thought he was inventing the Internet.

2. Al Gore claims that he was the inspiration for the movie:
   1. Love Story
   2. Manaquin
   3. Weekend at Bernie's
   4. The China Syndrome

3. Bill Clinton said that the Democratic Party's illegal campaign finance activities are the fault of:
   1. The Democratic Party, for breaking the law.
   2. The Republican Congress, for not changing the law to match what the Democrats were doing.

4. What change might occur if Hillary Clinton wins the New York Senate seat?
   1. The Statue of Liberty sold to China.
   2. The turkey in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade replaced by a giant Tyson Chicken.
   3. Bill Clinton put in charge of returning Times Square to its former X-rated charm.
   4. All of the above

5. If Al Gore is elected President, he will give religious Americans:
   1. A seat at the table.
   2. A seat at the table, but they won't be allowed to say anything.
   3. A seat at the back of the bus.

6. If the ACLU added an “E” to their initials, would they have “A CLUE”?
   1. Yes
   2. No

7. Which of these words is misspelled?
   1. Potatoe
   2. Womyn
   3. All of the above

8. We should never criticize __________ because it might encourage mentally unstable people to use violence against them.
   1. the abortion industry
   2. the tobacco industry
   3. Democrats
   4. Republicans
   5. Independents
   6. anybody
   7. None of the above. We shouldn't use “mentally unstable people” as an excuse to censor political debate.

9. Who said, “no justice, no peace”?
   1. Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh.
   2. Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters.

10. During the 1988 presidential primary, Al Gore attacked rival candidate Michael Dukakis by linking him to a rapist named:
    1. Willy Horton
    2. Slick Willey

11. “NOW” stands for:
    1. National Organization for Women
    2. Nuts Or Worse

12. Is it a conflict of interest for a group that makes money from abortions to teach sex education in schools?
    1. Yes
    2. No

13. Al Gore claims that ultaviolet radiation from the “ozone hole” can:
    1. Lead to an increase in skin cancer.
    2. Cause women to think they were raped by Bill Clinton.

14. Who was called a traitor to his race for wanting to end racial preferences?
    1. Lyndon B. Johnson
    2. Clarence Thomas
    3. All of the above

15. The idea that it's OK to commit perjury and obstruction of justice as long as it's about sex, is known as the:
    1. Monroe Doctrine
    2. Truman Doctrine
    3. Clinton Doctrine

16. When Al Gore says, “This is my wife, Tipper”, he is:
    1. Introducing his wife.
    2. Asking for money.

II. Essay Questions

1. NOW president Patricia Ireland is a strong supporter of Bill Clinton, who has broken both his wedding vows and his promises to the country. Given her unwavering support for promise breakers, how might Patricia Ireland react to a group called the “Promise Keepers”?

2. It has been suggested that lives could be saved if we ignore the Second Amendment right to bears arms. How might more lives be saved if we ignore other parts of the Bill of Rights, such as the accused criminal's right to a fair trial, or the protection against unlawful search and seizure?

III. Scoring

Once you have completed the test, send it to Bill Clinton for scoring. After all, he still knows how to score!

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Copyright © 1999 by David Anderson. All Rights Reserved.

[ALS]

And mine has real windows and a skirt, so why should I be associated with the likes of all the other FR yahoos!

Maw, grab the bucksalt!

[Maedhros]

Can any any tell we what the Dixie Chicks actually said or refer me to a thread to that effect?

[vikingchick]

LOL!

[BossLady]

That's the best one yet....DIXIE CHICK fans calling FREEPERS Trailer Trash???? LMBO!!!!! Thats like Chirac calling Americans French.....Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh.....

[Maedhros]

DOH! any any = anyone

[Bogey78O]

They said they were embarassed that Bush is from Texas.

[DouglasKC]

The only thing I know about the Dixie Chicks is that some guy has their picture on his cubicle wall at work. And I live in a pickup truck, not a trailer. :-)

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

LOL!! You could say Navajo white -- but that wouldn't fit either. I could claim that one, though,I guess, my g-g-grandmother was full blooded 'native american.'

[Jael]

Ok, let me look for it.

[Jean S]

I agree. It's a waste of time to reply to some silly yahoo chat site.

[cajungirl]

Well it is sort of exciting after my sheltered life. I always suspected people in the trailor park were having some kind of fun that I wasn't. Sort of like the wild girls in high school. And those guys with ducktails and leather jackets and motorcycles. I betcha they are all in the trailor park now having a blast while I sit here being so proper. Yep, the trailor park is in my bones, I have an inner trailorparkgirl about to burst out. Yeeeeehaaaawwww,,,that is what they yell isn't it?

[Djarum]

their patriotism is very much in question. You don't have to like the President to be a patriot, otherwise none of us would have been during the Clinton admin.

[Maedhros]

Embarrassed about Bush? That's it? That doesn't sound so bad to me.

[Husker24]

I think the proper term would be trailer park trash. That covers about 95% of the Freerepublic membership."

I think that covers about 95% of the buyers of thier CD's.

[cincinnati65]

Quick heads up before we jump off the pier.....DU heard that Free Republic was posting on the Dixie Chick board and started posting en masse. I believe the "95%" comment came from one of the DU loons, and not one of the Dixie Chick fans.

[Arkinsaw]

Right. We conservatives are rich and we're poor. We're elitists; we're trailer park trash. We're in bed with big business, yet we all live in double-wides.

We are also a scary mass movement that must be stopped made up of a tiny minority of people so insignificant that we don't matter. Hee hee.

[vikingchick]

They DO have fun. I have relatives who are Nebraska trailer trash. We had so much fun visiting them one time, riding minibikes, jumping in creeks, and hiding how many people you had in the motel room to save money.

Long live the trailer trash of the world!

[teletech]

I agree. It's a waste of time to reply to some silly yahoo chat site

I got a hunch the "Chicks" didn't do their careers any good bashing President Bush.