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Freeoples Thread 345

Posted on 02/07/2003 2:58:09 PM PST by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples
KEYWORDS: freeople; freeoples; humor; news; opuslist; politics
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To: Prentice
David said he heard a new lawyer joke at his Businmen's luncheon today. He said he thought he's heard them all!! LOL - I haven't heard it yet!!
381 posted on 02/10/2003 3:01:18 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (all us Western Canuks belong South)
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To: and the horse you rode in on
*wink*
382 posted on 02/10/2003 3:02:24 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (all us Western Canuks belong South)
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To: Canadian Outrage
Well.....we'll be eagerly awaiting your joke.

In the meantime did you hear about the 3 girls with different hair color at the bar?

383 posted on 02/10/2003 3:09:18 PM PST by Windshark (Boat fund.......we need a boat fund too......................:-)
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To: Prentice
No, tell me.
384 posted on 02/10/2003 3:11:14 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (all us Western Canuks belong South)
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To: Canadian Outrage
The first, a brunette goes up to the bartender....who is new on the job......and asks for a PBR.

The bartender tells her he's never heard of that, what is a PBR?
Brunette: A Pabst Blue Ribbon....Duuuuuuh!

so, the next girl, a rehead, goes up the bar and says: "Bartender, an MGD, please".
What's that, the bartender replies.
Rehead: A Miller Genuine Draft.....Duuuuuuh!

So...our light haired girl goes to the bar and asks for a Thirteen....
A thirteen? What's that, the bartender asks...

Blonde: A seven and seven.....Duuuuuuh!

385 posted on 02/10/2003 3:24:11 PM PST by Windshark (Boat fund.......we need a boat fund too......................:-)
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To: Canadian Outrage
I know....you didn't understand the joke...

:-)

Dinnertime.....

Keep repeating until you laugh.....

386 posted on 02/10/2003 3:46:15 PM PST by Windshark (Boat fund.......we need a boat fund too......................:-)
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To: Prentice
HA HA!! I was working. Couldn't get back on here right away. Don't choke on dinner!! (since your being mean again)
387 posted on 02/10/2003 4:04:22 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (all us Western Canuks belong South)
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To: Prentice
You're the one who's funding mine....

Try again .. I don't get paid for the work I do ..

HAHAHAHAHAHA

388 posted on 02/10/2003 4:19:36 PM PST by Mo1
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To: lodwick
Did ya hear we might pull our troops out of Germany .. I sure hope so, it will sure to tank their economy even feurther .. them and the French have proved they are worthless pieces of crap

What a day .. I've been screaming at every article I read ..

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

389 posted on 02/10/2003 4:26:32 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Mo1
I've been screaming at every article I read

Better than screaming at the VI ...

390 posted on 02/10/2003 4:34:10 PM PST by catpuppy (or is it?)
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To: catpuppy
Oh I would scare them for life if I did that .. LOL
391 posted on 02/10/2003 4:40:58 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Canadian Outrage
Now don't pour salt in Nully's wound!! That's just mean!

Not a very good job of 'asalt', he has winter EVERY YEAR, over the WHOLE STATE. Really good earthquakes are decades apart, and pretty local...

392 posted on 02/10/2003 4:42:38 PM PST by null and void (Frogs. They DO taste just like CHICKEN...)
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To: catpuppy
BTW .. I hear there was rain down in Daytona .. any chance you got some also?
393 posted on 02/10/2003 4:48:02 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Canadian Outrage
Speaking of 'quakes, did Quebéc surrender???

Magnitude 3.3 SOUTHERN QUEBEC, CANADA
2003 February 09 16:18:03 UTC
Preliminary Earthquake Report
U.S. Geological Survey, National Earthquake Information Center
World Data Center for Seismology, Denver

Location 46.51N 75.19W
Depth 18.0 kilometers
Reference 80 miles (130 km) NNE of OTTAWA, Ontario, Canada
105 miles (165 km) NW of Montreal, Quebec, Canada
105 miles (170 km) NNW of Cornwall, Ontario, Canada
110 miles (175 km) N of Massena, New York
Source Geological Survey of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

394 posted on 02/10/2003 4:53:01 PM PST by null and void (Frogs. They DO taste just like CHICKEN...)
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To: null and void

395 posted on 02/10/2003 4:53:53 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Mo1
That's cold, Mo. Very cold...
396 posted on 02/10/2003 5:01:41 PM PST by null and void (Frogs. They DO taste just like CHICKEN...)
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To: Mo1
It's been a fine day for screaming Mo - a very fine day indeed.

I'm hoarse myself.
397 posted on 02/10/2003 5:04:46 PM PST by lodwick ( Hang in there - we need ya here.)
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To: null and void
hehehe

Well got to put the kiddies to bed .. if I don't make it back it means I passed out

What a long day
398 posted on 02/10/2003 5:04:53 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Mo1
Rained last night, Mo. Beach was windy but sunny today.
399 posted on 02/10/2003 5:26:13 PM PST by catpuppy (or is it?)
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To: Canadian Outrage
How come the Frenchman is flying the American flag???

Because he started in the States....

.....Westy....

400 posted on 02/10/2003 6:12:19 PM PST by westmex (Oh, hell)
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