Posted on 01/03/2003 1:41:09 PM PST by M. Peach
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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Called for the doctor.
the doctor said ...
that's what you get for jumping on the bed.
One afternoon while sons #2 and #3 were napping upstairs and I was in the laundry room in the basement, I heard the front doorbell ring. When I opened the door I saw the mailman hysterically laughing.
When He finally caught his breath he told me to check on my child in the living room. My little son was standing by the living room window chanting the "Five Little Monkey" rhyme while ...
snapping one of my husband's used condoms.
It was about two little brothers - the older one took the younger one to the Pharmacy looking for Tampex. The Pharmacist asked the older brother why they wanted 'that'?!
The big brother said he wanted to buy it for his little brother because on TV, they said it would "keep you protected [safe] all day"!!
Anyway, the original joke was cute!!
Mom was puzzled when I got home with a Sympathy card; but it made perfect sense to me, since I was sorry that he was sick.
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