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[Mo1]

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[ValerieUSA]

I bowl better when I am drinking, too! That's why I go to the bowling alley that serves beer

[Mo1]

We don't really have them around here .. we use to sneak the booze in ..

[westmex]

Nothing to say except....
....Goodnight all.....

......Westy....

[operation clinton cleanup]

Was supposed to meet some guy named Clay but he didn't call. Good thing someone else called and I got to go out with him to dinner instead.

I feel sorry for "Clay"... for being named that.

[operation clinton cleanup]

we use to sneak the booze in ..

SCAB! some of my best friends sold over-priced pitchers at the bowlin alley.. you think they make thier money on renting shoes?

[Mo1]

HELLO .. if they sold the dang beer at the bowling alley I'd buy it ..

They don't .. so you have to sneak it in

[Mo1]

Smiles from the Bible

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were
all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

KEEP SMILING!!!
GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!

[Mo1]

Well I'm off to bed ..

Sweet Dreams Y'all

[Mo1]

Here is one of the wildwomen kind of smiling

[Windshark]

He may be the first Dem to deserve the title of "parakeet male".

He ran against Ike in the fifties. Lost bad twice from what I hear. My liberal older sister always said he was "too smart to be elected in the US".

Guess you know what that means.....effite, intellectual, socialist and out of touch. Loved big words on camera.....sort of like Moynihan without a sense of humour. I don't know what the dude looks or sounds like.....

And I'm glad.

[Windshark]

You're very right.

I think if either of us were lucky enough to get near to BJ...

The SS would arrest us on the spot.

[Windshark]

I met a guy named Clay once. He actually was from Texas. He changed his name to Clay.....it used to be Benjie.

If this is the same guy.....you might want to be very thankful....and more careful....

:-)

[Windshark]

I would have been more impressed if you had gotten 777 and 999 as well.

Your reputation is sliding away.

A quick question for all you computer geeks:
My e-mail address is going to get changed. I use Outlook Express now and am changing servers from a local dial-up to Comcast. How do I get my current address book to work for the new server and e-mail account?

Well gotta go cut down a tree so the greenhouse effect will come back soon.

Later....

Four and out!

[null and void]

999 is pending...

[Servant of the Nine]

sort of like Moynihan without a sense of humour.

Moynihan is funnier and wittier drunk or sober than Adlai ever was. Hell, Dukakis and Mondale are funnier than Stevenson was on his best day.

So9

[Servant of the Nine]

I would have been more impressed if you had gotten 777 and 999 as well.

Are you saying Nully is not odd enough for you?

So9

[ValerieUSA]

Hi Carly! Kinda cold??

[ValerieUSA]

*L* Accusing Dukakis of being funny is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I will say that the photos of him riding in a tank to prove he is pro-military during his campaign were worth a few laughs.

[ValerieUSA]

Benjie is a dog's name... and Clay is a name for thick dirt.
Clay was an improvement over his online name (which I won't reveal).

[ValerieUSA]

Okay, I'm ready to take some friends on a tour of Crawford. Look for photos later.