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[Mo1]

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[Mo1]

Yep .. and I get the feeling Fox News will continue to discuss this little theory of Gore's .. hehe

BTW .. One poster made the point that in 1994 when the Republicans took control of the House with it's Contract for America .. Fox News wasn't around

Fox News started in 1996

[sweetliberty]

There ya go expecting Rats to deal in facts again!

A big-city, U.S. lawyer went duck hunting in rural Canada. He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Canada. We settle small disagreements like this with the Canadian Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Canadian Three-Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger so he agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick hit the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"

The old farmer grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck!"

[sweetliberty]

[sweetliberty]

Here's another good one. I suspect it is intended as a slam on the president, but I think it's pretty funny. Gotta love it when the same people who accuse him of being an idiot credit him with such complex strategic moves.

[sweetliberty]

In regards to your question catpuppy....

[Mo1]

PUT ON FOX ... Carl ain't taking this sitting down

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lodwick]

LOL - good one - thanks for the lawyer laugh.

[Mo1]

REVIEW OF GORE'S BOOK AT AMAZON.COM

[ValerieUSA]

awwwww... I missed all that stuff... but Shep was cute as he said good-bye. I survived a last minute trip to the grocery store. I'm all set for tomorrow now.

[null and void]

OMG!!! It's MARGARET!!!

[Canadian Outrage]

Good God. What part of 19% doesn't this dick understand??? Someone in the Democrap party should just tell him that he isn't going to be the nominee. Sheesh - it's almost painful to watch him scratch and claw.

[lodwick]

It's painfully delicious for me.

Run al Run. You blooming idiot.

[catpuppy]

I don't think grace had a thing to do with Torricelli withdrawing from the race.

Sure it did. Disgrace

[catpuppy]

That explains it!

[lodwick]

Gooble, gooble

[catpuppy]

Some of those reviews are truly hilarious, Mo. I suspect Freepers. Makes me kinda proud to be one.

[Servant of the Nine]

John Gibson's "Big Story" is gonna be Al Gore vs. FOX News. Starting now on the East Coast.

So9

[catpuppy]

Thanks, Swervie. That was great.

[Mo1]

LOL ... Check out post #7

unfair CENSORSHIP on this site

[Mo1]

I saw ... the dude trying to explain the Dems

Well ... they are .... they are just dead ....FOFL