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[Mo1]

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[sweetliberty]

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[Mo1]

were now 4 hours ahead of the west coast USA...will be 5-hours ahead tomorrow.

So that will make you only 3 hours ahead of us East coasters

Hmmmmmmmmmmm timing of funkles is everything

[Mo1]

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

I still laugh at all the BS those instructors told me before I had Jessie

[Cuttnhorse]

Don't have kids as such...but the Rotties are telling me it's time for their din din...they're a little hard to ignore.

Later

[Cuttnhorse]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm timing of funkles is everything

A Funkle an hour will make Nully sour.

[ValerieUSA]

That's a cute one.

[sweetliberty]

This article is really something. Leave it to FReepers to dig up stuff that completely escapes the media.

Are the Snipers Part of the "Five Percent Nation"? ("The Black Man is God" Among Teachings)

[null and void]

yep... the fighting chechens are brutal muslims

As opposed to the other kind of Muslims...

[null and void]

[null and void]

A Funkle an hour will make Nully sour.

I'm ignoring you...

[null and void]

Dyslexic?

[null and void]

Who let the gods out? flow! flow flow flow!

[Mo1]

You going to bed so soon .. it's what 7:30 your time??

[lodwick]

Buy Valerie's pics puds. Thank you - you'll be happy you classed up the joint.

They need more customers also. ;-)

[sweetliberty]

Hey Nully, you in the mood to take on the DUh'ers again or did you eventually get yourself banned? These people are not to be believed!

The bastards killed him!

[Mo1]

I'm sorry but they are off their friggin rockers to think that ..

I didn't know Bush had connections with mother nature to cause all the fog, rain and cold ..

[null and void]

No. That was a response to your "Tweet dreams"

[sweetliberty]

Hey, Bush is responsible for the fall of man. Didn't you know that? LOL!

[null and void]

Not tonight. Just had a good dinner, and I don't feel like playing with sh!t...

[Mo1]

Oh that's right .. I forgot

I read a thread once that he was resposible for Neets stubbing her big toe also