Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 021

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THREAD 021

Dregs and Flakes

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[palo verde]

rofl
the jews celebrate all religious holidays by changing what they eat
I dont think this is a religious holiday for jews
(jews tend to think Mary had her baby by sexual intercourse)
but of course they are too polite to ever say this
(they just think it)
however I respect all religious holidays
so I will go all out for assumption of the virgin day
Love, Palo

now that you have brought up the topic of your sex life....
are you still lookin' for aviator boyfriend

[Kathleen]

Saint Grannie of the White Mountains? ;-)

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL! - You didn't answer my question!

But an aviator or a cowboy would be nice. Yes - still looking!

[palo verde]

Do I have to be a virgin to celebrate this day?

yes you must be a virgin to celebrate this day
fortunately I am
this is my day
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

however you can celebrate as ''friend of the virgin''

Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I think that we are both almost rans.. lol One more year?

[palo verde]

Will I have to be a virgin in this scenario, or can we just assume I am?

I had to scroll back to find the question you addressed to me
it seems quite theological
a bit like how many angels dance on head of pin
you want me to take a stab at it?

rofl I just got your joke
today is the day we assume Hair is a virgin
you are witty girl

[habs4ever]

Wildenstein would never be attractive no matter how much surgery she had.That's what she failed to realize.There was a transexual who operated a wee takeout grill in the lobby of a building I used to work at back in the mid -80's, and she/he had the same grotesque facial features.She was called Bella, but i figured at home, she was still Bill ;-)

A very ugly man turned into a hideous looking woman, so to speak ;-)

[palo verde]

having a cowboy for a boyfriend is a good idea
cause then he will know how to ride horses too
you will have companion when you go riding

[grannie9]

She does look like she was Morphed from a cat..uggggg-lllly...

[palo verde]

we all think so highly of you because you were a virgin when you got married

[palo verde]

that is why we think so highly of westy too

[grannie9]

That's the last time I was good.. It's been downhill ever since.. What's a woman to do????

If I had my life to live over.. I would eat lots and lots of scrambled eggs.... I missed it by _ that much... I was a married hippy.. Doesn't work...

[palo verde]

I'm just teasin' you westy
those were different days
back in your time everyone was a virgin
you are makin' up for lost time now
I heard you are known as Romeo of Seattle

[palo verde]

honey, you had best of both worlds
married hippy is only way which works
(IMHO)

[Kathleen]

omg Someone named Bella with a face that could stop a clock. Jocelyne and Bella would be good candidates for modeling burquas. ;-)

[palo verde]

rofl habs I just remembered what a guy named Artie added to his scrambled eggs which gave them unusual flavor
he added anise
I never had licorice tasting scrambled eggs before

chickie, believe me scrambled eggs is just an eating adventure
lovemaking is nicest with someone you love
that is why Hair is lookin' for a boyfriend now
and why I hope she will find him soon

[grannie9]

Loddy.. Al's grilling Hotdogs for lunch.. Should I get the camera ready just in case?

You never know.. it could be a contender.. ;)

[palo verde]

chickie, I heard it just shot up to 100 degrees in southern New Hampshire now
better make iced tea

[grannie9]

Omg.. let me check..