Posted on 08/13/2002 4:06:06 AM PDT by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter and we will not fail! [President Bush]
Good Morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
The Justice Department has annouced that, beginning September 11, 2002, thousands of foreign visitors, mostly from Mideast and Arab countries, will be fingerprinted and photographed at the border.
Back in June, it is now being revealed, Martha Stewart approached a House panel through an aide. She asked the Panel to issue a statement clearing her. The spokesman for the House Energy and Commerce Committee said they were "stunned."
There is a report circulating on Drudge that says the United States will, if necessary, seize Arab airports by force to allow an offensive against Iraq. Diplomatic sources, according to the Drudge report, say that Arab countries should take America's war preparations very seriously.
A high-ranking Administration official has confirmed the United States received reports yesterday from an unnamed foreign government that Al Qa'eda was planning to hit major United States targets. Some locations suggested were the Golden Gate Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge, and a "major landmark" in Chicago. The official was careful to point out these were not confirmed "targets" but rather possibilities.
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
New meds just for Women
St. M o m 's W o r t- Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n- Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o- Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l- When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of Rap music.
F l i p i t o r- Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
A n t i b o y o t i c s- When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
M e n i c i l l i n- Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ...can we get naked now?"
B u y a g r a- Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. (my personal favorite) LOL
Extra Strength Buy-One-all- When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim mayeven come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J a c k * s s p i r i n- Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t- A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
S e x c e d r i n- Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the,"Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t- When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
««« N O T I C E »»» Always consult your family physician before taking new medication
They'll probably have a terrific turn-out for the night.
lysander - Never heard of Monk....
Jane - Thanks, I think, for the detailed SpongeBob report. WHAT have I been missing! LOL!
My TV confession of the day is this: have been enjoying watching Bruce Willis in Moonlighting all summer. Tape it in the afternoon and watch it at night. Oh that smirk!
Really, he's very funny and cute, and very appealing and darling and the camera just loves him, and I think I'd better stop or you'll think I've gone over the edge....
MozartLover - Here's hoping for a better day for you and yours....
Son did a good job of realizing he needed to get to the doctor.
And daughter, her concerns are understandable, but she'll probably soon realize she still has certain down days, like we all do, and that's the new pattern, and no big deal. Don't you think?
Got a little weepy after leaving my friend in the nursing home, but okay now. She may be home by the end of the week, and she lives only a few blocks away, so maybe that is where I'll next see her.
It still gets me going just thinking about it.
OMG! It's good you left that place!
Molly...it's a show not everyone may like.
BTW...we love Moonlighting....
I apologize if this is a repeat...
A man who had been out fishing on a lake most of the morning came up empty, and so he went back in. His wife decided to take the boat out, enjoy the sun, and read a bit.
While she was reading, a Game Warden pulled along side of the boat, and asked for her fishing license. She said, "I am not fishing, these are my husband's things." The warden said, "I am going to have to write out a citation." Clearly agitated, she said, "But I am not fishing!" "True... but you have all the equipment!" She retorted, "Well.. if you write me out a citation, I will charge you with sexual assault." Incredously... he said, "Lady... I didn't touch you!"
"True..." the lady said, "but you have all the equipment!"
Bratling went to the Dr. yesterday, and has been given a clean bill of health to go to the water-park Wed.
Sister from New Zealand is in Ft. Worth with mom and dad. I spoke with her on the phone a little while ago. They may come out Saturday night to visit, since my stay at home will be so short.
For those that missed it last night, I will be in the field next week and probably not have internet access.
That's the update, I'm off to read the news.
/john
Did you get your business taken care of at the DMV?
/john
/john
Today I registered the Jeep....next I have to call to set up the appt.
Talk about jumping thru hoops.....sheesh!
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Huh, what, is somebody there...zzzzZZZZZ
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