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Posted on 07/30/2002 8:04:08 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: operation clinton cleanup
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
To: ValerieUSA
Ever watch the Red Green show on PBS? Its hilarious... still not enough to get me to contribute.
To: ValerieUSA
Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars...Your neighbor from forty miles away.... Having a party Friday to celebrate the new Millennium.... Thought you'd like to come. About 5..."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem... after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there.
Thanks again."
Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
To: operation clinton cleanup
I've seen bits and pieces of it - the kids like it, but we rarely think to tune it in.
To: operation clinton cleanup
Another reason to just forget "treatment" and put child molesters to death:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/81285_viagra03ww.shtml
Chemically castrated predator wants Viagra for marital sex
Saturday, August 3, 2002
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
A chemically castrated sex predator who hopes to have sex with his wife has asked a judge for permission to begin taking Viagra.
Donald Henrickson's doctors support his request, saying it would be theraputic for him to form an appropriate sexual relationship. But the King County Prosecutor's Office and the state Department of Corrections oppose it, saying the drug could foster violent sexual urges.
Henrickson, 53, of Olalla in Kitsap County, has sex crime convictions dating back to 1973, including offenses in King and Pierce counties. He has confessed to molesting more than 30 girls.
After doing time in the state's sex predator program, he was released in 1999 under a slew of conditions -- including one that he receive monthly injections of Depo-Lupron, a drug that reduces testosterone production and inhibits sexual function.
Doctors have already tried reducing his dosage to help him have sex with his wife, but that didn't work. So now they propose letting her administer eight Viagra tablets a month, without taking him off the Depo-Lupron.
He would not be allowed to leave his house for 10 hours after taking a pill, and after a month or so of taking the pills he would have to submit to a polygraph test about his reaction to them.
His doctors include David Yanisch, a forensic services manager at the Special Commitment Center, and state psychiatrist Mark McClung.
But the request was a surprise to Steve Williams, spokesman for the Department of Social and Health Services, which runs the sex predator program.
"The (Special Commitment Center) will begin a review of the recommendation Monday morning," Williams told The News Tribune of Tacoma. "First thing."
McClung said he doesn't expect Viagra to increase Henrickson's deviant sexual urges, but simply to improve his ability to have an erection.
Prosecutors consulted Douglas E. Tucker, a psychiatrist from Berkeley, Calif., about the matter. Tucker told them in a letter that he wasn't aware of any medical literature on the safety of mixing Viagra with Depo-Lupron.
Furthermore, he noted Henrickson's history of failed treatment and dishonesty with the people who treat him.
"It would seem inappropriate to experiment on potentially risky treatment strategies with him," Tucker wrote.
King County Deputy Prosecutor David Hackett agreed.
"If you're going to experiment with two drugs that have opposite effects, it's not a good idea to do that on someone as dangerous as Mr. Henrickson," he said.
If the request is approved, the state would pay for the Viagra, which costs about $10 per pill.
To: ValerieUSA
Oh geezw....just what we need is for these predators to reproduce!
To: ValerieUSA
I've seen bits and pieces of it - the kids like it, but we rarely think to tune it in.Your kids have good taste. You have to "tune in" your tv?
To: ValerieUSA
He has confessed to molesting more than 30 girls. Who would marry this POC and why is he still alive?
To: operation clinton cleanup
... and who are these "doctors" who approve of prescribing Viagra for him?
I wonder who pays for the treatment and counseling his victims may need to be able to enjoy normal marital relations?
To: ValerieUSA
... and who are these "doctors" who approve of prescribing Viagra for him? And just as important, who are the "ethical" lawyers that would back such a case?
To: operation clinton cleanup
Furthermore, he noted Henrickson's history of failed treatment and dishonesty with the people who treat him. I wonder how many girls suffered from his abuse whle he was undergoing all of these "failed treatments"? He needs to be DEAD. It's the only treatment he deserves.
To: ValerieUSA
I love this one. Can't remember if I have ever posted it before or not.
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers and then there are EDUCATORS.
To: ValerieUSA
why target=0?
i do target=new to have it open in a new window.
To: christine11
target=0 opens a new window, too
To: ValerieUSA
To: christine11
Hey Chrissy! Always questioning the rules!
To: christine11
To: operation clinton cleanup
NATRIUM????? Who came up with that AWFUL name? It's bad enough to induce post-natrium depression.
To: christine11
0= two fewer keystrokes.
To: operation clinton cleanup
If it was a true zero it would result in three less keystrokes.
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