The GUILD 7-29-2002 Monday Morning Dance Party!

[texasbluebell]

Ok, someone needs to take that baby away from both of these nuts ASAP!

Somebody needs to take their dogs away too. They've left the dogs (there are several of them) all alone in the mansion after Angelina and Billy Bob split, though it's said a caretaker comes in to take care of them. Poor things (the dogs, I mean).

[Endeavor]

Hey IG,

If you need a friend let me know and I'll run over and make iced tea for us to sit out around your beautiful garden and talk about our vision for changing the world. God knows I've secretly coveted parking in your "Republicans Only" parking space. Plus, I could practice my equine acupuncture technique on you --- oh, don't take that the wrong way -- if it works on horses it might work on humans.

I'm so sorry you had such a terrible day yesterday. I'm socked in with sinues today. Glad the dentist got you back on track but also bummed that you're somewhat of a zombie. Perhaps we could take advantage of your current state and make a political movie, "When Zombies Attack Hillary!" I think it has potential.

[texasbluebell]

It just wouldn't do if darling daughter was a drunk.

It just wouldn't do, would it? Think of the great photos, just in time for her 2004 campaign! Rats, what fun that would be. Oh well, Chelz will probably slip up somewhere along the line. Let's hope it's near a camera.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Good grief, look at those black and white cowboy boots!

[Endeavor]

Jenna should be jerked right back to DC for the summer. She should be told to clean up her act or she's not going back to texas university in the fall, rather she is going to get a real job. Jenna has a problem that needs to be dealt with - rebellious and stupid, extravagant behavior. And she needs to grow up enough to respect her parents. Send her to me, I'll have her polishing sailboats - wax on, wax off.

[texasbluebell]

Those cowboy boots are just so wrong on him.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

First of all, prayers for your pain. I hope you are up to 100% very quickly.

Secondly, I saw Anna Nicole this morning also. Geeze!! She is a piece of work, isn't she. Did you see that huge tattoo on her ankle? Believe it or not, but she used to be gorgeous.

And then this happened....

[daisyscarlett]

what's a "if you d/c the HRT"? :-)"

Well my dear if you were over 50, chances are you would be stopping your hormonal replacement therapy now (for menopause symptoms) because it has recently been decided by the medical establishment that estrogen etc causes more problems than it cures. Conventional wisdom is that if you are not on hormones during menopause, well you are depressed, moody, and yes, b....y,

Was it okay to mention the m. word here? If not, just push the abuse button.

[lodwick]

Hoping everyone's breakfast has settled

[texasbluebell]

Hoping everyone's breakfast has settled

Not quite yet, I'm afraid!

[Aggie Mama]

:::::Shudder::::::

That miserable excuse for a woman reminds me of the snake that just married my FIL. She's known him for 1 year, is 20 yrs his junior, and now that they are married, she's selling off all of his houses and has convinced him to buy a $600K home in Tulsa. She won't let my husband or any of his siblings see their dad without her present.

It's really sad. My FIL has cirrhosis, and probably won't make it to the end of the year.

[MaeWest]

IMO she was dressed extremely inappropriately to be taken seriously in the interview. What in the world is she 'all about'?

IG, I think you answered your own question. (Bing, bing, bing!) Dressing extremely inappropriately is the correct answer. Congratulations, you've just won the right to put your feet up and say whatever you think.

Seriously, I hope you are feeling better today. You're in my prayers.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Hey girl!! You taunted us with your excellent outlet deals, but we have no details!!!

So which Coach, which shoes, what did you get at Talbots?!

I will wait for your pictures. I haven't heard anything back from the ship from our current boxes, but I wait for at least 6 weeks. I always send a letter and a self addressed envelope with the kid's drawings so the soldiers will write back. If you would like to include a couple envelopes with your address, but dont put a stamp on it, the military doesn't use any postage.

[pubmom]

There is an interesting site I found called 'Vodkaphiles.' I think I'd trust the tastebuds of the participants in the Russian Life taste-off, they seem to know their stuff. They also listed the vodka I choose for my martinis as #1. (well at least last year) Grey Goose only costs about $26. I wonder if their hooch was $25, and not the reported $225.

The Vodkaphiles

Gran, stay out of the liquor cabinet, you sound like you're flying without it. I hope you can remain pain free, and are able to enjoy your trip. I'll say a few for you to the man upstairs.

[pubmom]

Those should be chest waders instead of cowboy boots because of all the S#!@ he creates!

From the look on Hillary's face, I'm surprised she hasn't broken into song with 'I'm Proud of You,' by Mr. Rogers.

[Aggie Mama]

Well, this is the purse that I picked up for $150. http://www.coach.com/shop/product_nobefree.asp?product_no=1562&category_id=68&show_bc=1&base_index=48&sort_by_price= I bought the traditional mahogany color. I didn't realize how expensive it was until I went to the website. Yipee! I love getting things on sale.

I wish I could find a picture of the talbots dress, but their website doesn't have the clearance stuff anymore. The Liz Claiborne shoes I bought are kind of a cute strappy pump sandal. I just made an appointment to get a pedicure so I don't shame myself with my chipped-polish toes.

[lodwick]

;-) Looks like they'd been hitting the sauce whilst compiling their rankings. Thanks for the link. And the more I've thought about Jenna's story - the more I believe it to be HIGHLY embellished by the slanderous press.

Enjoy Crawford TX in August you leftist bastards.
Have a ball in Waco while you're at it.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

A classic

[Aggie Mama]

I also found out some interesting info from my SIL today about the awarding of the Congressional Medal to the passengers and crew of Flt 93. Her friends (who lost their daughter on the flight) said that there is some discord b/w the families over who should be awarded the medal. Apparently Kay Bailey Hutchinson doesn't want all of the people on the flight to receive the award, just the 4 main ones that were mentioned in the press. I guess a few of the families are in agreement with her stance.

I'm completely taken aback by this. We don't have any clue who accomplished what. I also noticed that Todd Beamer's wife is coming out with a book next month. That makes me incredibly uncomfortable too.

[mountaineer]

Hi folks, I'm back from having my face x-rayed. No fracture of the cheekbone, just a plain old shiner.

I agree, Aggie Mama, for all we know it could have been 10 or 20 Flight 93 passengers who stormed the cockpit, but all we hear about are the four men who had made contact with someone on the ground. Because we don't know who did what, I think there should be no medals, rather than medals for everyone or medals for just four. Personally, I'm uncomfortable with people achieving fame through misfortune. I know if my husband died such a horrible death, I'd want to be left alone, rather than appear on every talk show from here to California, but that's just me - a curmudgeon.

If anyone hasn't heard, the former SLJP (now Beep) - who has visited the Guild on occasion - had an accident yesterday and was in a coma, at last report. Please pray for her (Sharon).