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Gay Scouts Sue Straight Scoutmaster for Non-Harassment
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Posted on 07/23/2002 8:24:19 AM PDT by Texaggie79

San Francisco - Gay members of the Castro Street Boy Scout Troop 7782 have joined together in a class action lawsuit against Scoutmaster Roger Thunderburk in which they allege that Mr. Thunderburk "at no time and in no way engaged in unwanted or untoward touching, fondling or imposition of a sexual nature." The suit goes on to allege that "such non-touching, non-fondling and non-imposition of a sexual nature by Mr. Thunderburk has caused irreparable psychological damage and loss of self-esteem to the young boys in his charge he did not touch, fondle or impose upon."

Legal experts are watching the first-of-its-kind case closely because of the precedents it is likely to set. "We’re entering a whole new area of the law," said Melvin Throttlebottom, head of the North American Man Boy Love Association’s legal defense fund and the attorney who filed the case on behalf of the gay scouts. "We’re talking about young boys who are going through a difficult stage in their lives, when their egos are fragile and their self-esteem is at a low point. They became scouts with the expectation of having an older man force himself upon them. For Mr. Thunderburk to have rejected them so callously is simply beyond the pale, and frankly, I’m getting sick and tired of people who avoid their responsibilities to the young. The old "heterosexuality" excuse isn’t going to work any more."

Gay activists from around the world have rallied to the gay scouts’ cause. Brad Hardy, who as the "Bavarian Butt Burglar" is the star of over 700 gay porn films, has organized a "Gay Porn Stars Gala" drag queen beauty pageant and all-night rave that will raise money to help defray the legal expenses of the trial and to accessorize the uniforms of the gay scouts. "It’s simply precious what those boys are doing," said Mr. Hardy from his Fire Island summer home. "I remember what it was like to be young and gay and to be rejected by potential sexual exploiters. I was even a victim of non-harassment when I was an altar boy." Mr. Hardy began to sniffle and fixed himself a Long Island ice tea. After regaining his composure he said, "Underage boys have contributed so much to my success. I just want to give something back. Oh, Raoul, could we have some munchies with our drinky-winky?"


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1 posted on 07/23/2002 8:24:19 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Sir Gawain; TomServo; dead; Tennessee_Bob; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; weikel
Ping
2 posted on 07/23/2002 8:25:17 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
LOL now the catholic church doesn't have this problem.
3 posted on 07/23/2002 8:28:12 AM PDT by weikel
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To: Texaggie79
Heartless bastard!

He should at least buy them all those ankle socks with the pom-poms in the back.

4 posted on 07/23/2002 8:28:13 AM PDT by dead
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To: Texaggie79
Would it be possible for me to sue the Gay Scoutmasters of America for NOT being interested in heterosexual girls? But then, if I won the suit and my award was one of those guys.......I wouldn't really win, would I?
5 posted on 07/23/2002 8:30:15 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: BrooklynGOP
"Bavarian Butt Burglar"

Rainmando?

6 posted on 07/23/2002 8:42:32 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
LOL, This wasn't marked humor or serious, how are we to know how to respond?
7 posted on 07/23/2002 8:51:11 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell
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To: Texaggie79; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"Brad Hardy" doesn't sound very Bavarian to me. He may, however, indeed be a butt burglar.

Hey, Why, I see another salacious thread has got you wide awake now...

8 posted on 07/23/2002 9:23:57 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh; Phantom Lord
This is a rip-off of the South Park episode, Mr. Garrison's childhood trauma was not getting molested
9 posted on 07/23/2002 9:25:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
If you win the suit, pay me a small fee and travelling expenses, and ask very prettily, I'll see what I can do for you.
10 posted on 07/23/2002 9:29:12 AM PDT by Argh
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To: dubyaismypresident
Really? Those Broken Newz guys piss me off!
11 posted on 07/23/2002 9:29:53 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
And I see you weren't far behind me......... lol
12 posted on 07/23/2002 9:33:09 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: dubyaismypresident
This is a rip-off of the South Park episode, Mr. Garrison's childhood trauma was not getting molested

That's what I was thinking. Doesn't Mr. Garrison's dad end up paying Pete Sampras to molest him?

13 posted on 07/23/2002 9:33:41 AM PDT by FreeTally
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To: Argh
I'd have to beg and pay you........what are you, my husband?
14 posted on 07/23/2002 9:34:12 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The view's better back here.
15 posted on 07/23/2002 9:35:45 AM PDT by Argh
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
No. In fact, you'll probably insist on paying me double my usual fee...
16 posted on 07/23/2002 9:36:31 AM PDT by Argh
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To: FreeTally
That's what I was thinking. Doesn't Mr. Garrison's dad end up paying Pete Sampras to molest him?

I thought it was Kenny G.

17 posted on 07/23/2002 9:38:47 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
Yep, it was Kenny G. I had that wrong. I knew it was someone famous. Sampras didn't seem right.
18 posted on 07/23/2002 9:40:11 AM PDT by FreeTally
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To: Argh
Deal.......but, just so I know, you do have a return policy if I'm not completely happy with my purchase, right?.......lol
19 posted on 07/23/2002 9:44:40 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You'll be happy, the return policy will be the last thing on your mind...

I gotta go, see you later.

20 posted on 07/23/2002 9:47:07 AM PDT by Argh
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