[FreeTally]

This is a rip-off of the South Park episode, Mr. Garrison's childhood trauma was not getting molested

That's what I was thinking. Doesn't Mr. Garrison's dad end up paying Pete Sampras to molest him?

[NeoCaveman]

That's what I was thinking. Doesn't Mr. Garrison's dad end up paying Pete Sampras to molest him?

I thought it was Kenny G.