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Posted on 07/22/2002 7:25:35 AM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; news; politics
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To: operation clinton cleanup
If you don't think my joke was low, then you didn't "get it." *L* It was low, trust me.
541 posted on 07/23/2002 2:00:28 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
My opinion is that none of 'em are easy to raise.

Thats the impression I get after every family get-together. I always leave in awe of how much moms can take, and how much dads can get out of. (I maybe taking the wrong message away from these occasions)

542 posted on 07/23/2002 2:01:05 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: ValerieUSA
I have total respect for bananas (I try to steer clear of fruits), and they can just as entertaining as salami's and wiener-mobiles in the proper context.
543 posted on 07/23/2002 2:05:00 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: ValerieUSA
was my joke so low?

Dang! I thought you said slow!

544 posted on 07/23/2002 2:06:08 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
(I try to steer clear of fruits)

Look Out! There's an apricot in your path. It's like an obstacle course around here with all these fruits in the roadway. Maybe you should give up on the steering clear biz and just run 'em all over.

545 posted on 07/23/2002 2:14:32 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: null and void
Where are you now, nully? Have the gov't agents caught up to you yet?
546 posted on 07/23/2002 2:15:39 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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547 posted on 07/23/2002 2:18:41 PM PDT by lodwick
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LOL! That would make a good bumper sticker in th San Francisco area "I Brake for Fruits"!
548 posted on 07/23/2002 2:28:45 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
..and nuts
549 posted on 07/23/2002 2:29:10 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: ValerieUSA
I just found out he's been married and divorced 3 times

As the saying goes.. 4th time is the charm!

Is this the tomato guy? Is that a fruit or a vegetable?

550 posted on 07/23/2002 2:38:30 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: ValerieUSA
OK .. thanks .. gives me an idea of how much whinning I'll hear
551 posted on 07/23/2002 2:40:03 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Put some chalk marks on the tires, my dad caught me with that trick once.

Nice idea .. think I'll store that one away ... THANKS

552 posted on 07/23/2002 2:42:27 PM PDT by Mo1
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Nice idea .. think I'll store that one away ... THANKS

Just dont tell them, otherwise it only works once!

553 posted on 07/23/2002 2:48:00 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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Not to worry .. I lied to my kids all the time .. LOL

WOW .. we got home just in time .. a storm rolled in and it is RAINING
554 posted on 07/23/2002 2:56:50 PM PDT by Mo1
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Well my brain got fried so I think I'll rest it up .. BBL
555 posted on 07/23/2002 2:59:56 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
I miss a lot, are you in Philly now?
556 posted on 07/23/2002 3:00:10 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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Yeah, the tomato guy -- he's also an EMT.
I don't know if tomatoes are fruits or vegetables. Don't you have to pick it up and look underneath to tell?
557 posted on 07/23/2002 3:09:17 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
Make sure the girls and you wear comfy shoes and have sunglasses... that should keep the whining down. Not having me with you should make it quieter, too. *L*
558 posted on 07/23/2002 3:13:58 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
EMT.. Emergency Mater' Tech? He should no the difference.

How did your son do on his job interview at the gym?

559 posted on 07/23/2002 3:19:50 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: null and void
Aaaaaw, whichever, smootch or smooch... I got it :)
560 posted on 07/23/2002 3:25:16 PM PDT by Darlin'
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