[ValerieUSA]

(I try to steer clear of fruits)

Look Out! There's an apricot in your path. It's like an obstacle course around here with all these fruits in the roadway. Maybe you should give up on the steering clear biz and just run 'em all over.

[operation clinton cleanup]

LOL! That would make a good bumper sticker in th San Francisco area "I Brake for Fruits"!