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Oral sex can help lose the calories
Ananova ^ | Saturday 13th July 2002

Posted on 07/18/2002 9:05:41 AM PDT by Texaggie79

An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine.

Dietician Bruno Fabbri has been looking into the exercise value of sexual activities.

He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.

French-kissing for 53 minutes can help you lose the fat found in a burger and chips meal.

News2000 website reports that even undoing a bra can help you lose fat.

He said: "That's not of course if you unclasp the bra with two hands, which will cost you just eight calories, but unclasping it with only one hand statistically takes the count to 18.

"Trying to unclasp a bra with one's mouth instead takes an average 87 calories."


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1 posted on 07/18/2002 9:05:41 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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ping
2 posted on 07/18/2002 9:06:13 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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Finally, some good news for the calorically challenged.......
3 posted on 07/18/2002 9:08:53 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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Ping
4 posted on 07/18/2002 9:19:51 AM PDT by tanka wasichu
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To: Texaggie79
It would seem to me that in a Lewinsky-style encounter, one party would lose calories while the other would gain them. But I digress...
5 posted on 07/18/2002 9:25:31 AM PDT by Coop
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Is Ananova reprinting Onion articles?

And why doesn't the article include how many calories you
burn while begging for it?
6 posted on 07/18/2002 9:25:56 AM PDT by P7M13
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To: P7M13
how many calories you burn while begging for it?

Spruttt! Ok pal, you owe me a monitor.........ROFL.......

7 posted on 07/18/2002 9:29:36 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Texaggie79
I am much too polite to have clicked on this thread. I was never here.
8 posted on 07/18/2002 9:29:54 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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Countdown 10....9....8...
9 posted on 07/18/2002 9:36:02 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
LOL, it takes "watching your calories" to a whole new level!
10 posted on 07/18/2002 9:36:26 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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Ananova ping
11 posted on 07/18/2002 9:40:16 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
Does the report indicate how many calories are swallowed?

(ducking)

12 posted on 07/18/2002 9:40:38 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: dubyaismypresident
leave it to you to find this, dubs....
13 posted on 07/18/2002 9:41:59 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Cyber Liberty
I think alot of people will find this whole article hard to swallow.
14 posted on 07/18/2002 9:42:26 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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So...that explains your penchant for extra sausage....
15 posted on 07/18/2002 9:42:52 AM PDT by hobbes1
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leave it to you to find this, dubs....

You're welcome.

16 posted on 07/18/2002 9:43:17 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You don't have a spray guard on you monitor and keyboard yet? Sorry, not my fault. You are surfing the net without adequate protection.

Always practice safe surfing!

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17 posted on 07/18/2002 9:44:33 AM PDT by P7M13
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You are right, of course......I've been told over and over to use protection - but the keys feel like I'm surfing in a raincoat......I just can't stand it.......so I took the chance, and now I have to pay for it........
18 posted on 07/18/2002 9:47:35 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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man....

Hell if I know....

19 posted on 07/18/2002 9:51:22 AM PDT by phasma proeliator
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To: dubyaismypresident
He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.

Wow!!!!

Think what you can do with 52 minutes.

Whoo Hoo!!!

20 posted on 07/18/2002 10:01:12 AM PDT by SeaDragon
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