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[Mo1]

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[sweetliberty]

Of course, the environmentalists probably wouldn't like anybody making a profit off those fish. They'll probably try to protect them and ban people from the areas where they are.

[ValerieUSA]

I like Georgia and am looking online for available work there: this seems to be the big market:

We are currently hiring phone actresses for our busy adult chatline. You set your own hours, work as little or as much as you would like. Pays up to $14.00 per hour. Start working within 24-48 hours. Monthly and Weekly bonuses. Great Team to be a part of, all that is missing is you.

[ValerieUSA]

Who did not realize those girls at the 1-900 numbers were actresses???

[sweetliberty]

Is catpuppy starting a new enterprise?

[teeman8r]

hmmmmmmmmm, i wonder what a pair of boots made out of environmentalists would run me.... i wouldn't hurt any animals in making them, but if i needed to kick a little ass, they would probably run away or protest cruelty to donkeys

[ValerieUSA]

Can you pitch your voices real high? The rich old geezer of your dreams might be dialing now....

[teeman8r]

let's see, 1-900 numbers charge 10 bucks for the first minute and 2 bucks for every minute after that... and the actresses work for 14 bucks an hour.... someone's raking in the moola, but not off of me. i'd be done at about 3 bucks...

DING-DONG

there's the door again...

[operation clinton cleanup]

I only work for tips...

[Servant of the Nine]

i wonder what a pair of boots made out of environmentalists would run me

First you have to find one wth the same sized feet and good skin.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

Really?

[sweetliberty]

[ValerieUSA]

I didn't know this:

Over 36 Billion was spent on wedding related purchases. The national average cost per wedding exceeds $20,000.

I guess the wedding industry is the place to make money. My cousin owns a bridal shop in Washington state and it has been a success from the first day.

Somebody get married so I can practice wedding photography - I haven't tried that before.

[sweetliberty]

"1-900 numbers charge 10 bucks for the first minute and 2 bucks for every minute after that"

And you know this how?? Hehehe....BUSTED!

[catpuppy]

gasp ...

[ValerieUSA]

*L* I always liked that graphic.

[teeman8r]

i videotaped a few weddings, and you cannot please anyone... the church was dark, well you lit it with one candle held by your elderly mother.... i can't hear the toast, well that group of drunks you call a band keeps banging their instruments, why do i look so fat in that video... perhaps the tape doesn't lie as well as your dressfitter.

[teeman8r]

20,000 with no guarantees... what a business and the second and third time around will see the same spent if she has her way.... atleast she'll get more wears out of the dress...

[ValerieUSA]

I don't do video-taping -- just still images. I can imagine that there are some very difficult-to-please people though.

[teeman8r]

And you know this how?? Hehehe....BUSTED!

i once directed a commercial for a 900 number and was in it too.

[sweetliberty]

Val startted it.

*SMOOCH*