Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 018

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 018

Dregs and Flakes

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[palo verde]

good for you chickie
I love wild weather too
loddy, get back in the house
I heard austin is due for cloudburst
intrepid chickita will take photos

loddy quick the rain may make new george forman grill soggy

[grannie9]

My husband is a scoffer, but he witnessed one good one, but won't admit it today.. It involved a spirit..that came to me, and I went into shock because of it.. If it wasn't for him hitting me in the chest, I might have not made it.. That is true, and it was the last serious time I ever played with it.

It used to move for just me alone, but I had one girlfriend that we couldn't keep up with it when we used it together.. We found out some really weird stuff about people and things, and they were all proved right in the end... Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo... (told you I was a witch..lol)

[grannie9]

I have Palo's ball.. lol

[palo verde]

sounds like you had adventures
but if a spirit knocked you on the chest
it doesnt sound like friendly spirit
it's prolly better you dont fool round with it no more
I communicate with spirit all the time
but all that happens is I am called endearments
and suggestions for wonderful treats for me are made
and if I start to get blues I am sweet-talked out of it

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
witchypoo
you and darksheare are two peas in a pod
no wonder his writing sends you

[palo verde]

my crystal ball says stuff could happen over next month..

[palo verde]

loddy come quick
your chickita is playing witch

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.. You twist things so.. lol... Wasn't spirit that hit me, it was Al.. I was frozen solid and in shock.. He thought I was dead..

My BIL was murdered close to that time, and there's a very interesting story that goes with all that.. Ouija board told us what day they would find him, (by headline in National Inquirer which was a week in the future), where they would find him..(he was in Calif, we were in Mass) and how he died. (forced off the road by another car)

They have never closed his case.. He was big inventor tied into Atlas missile.. and the commies got him... They killed his partner with him..

[grannie9]

That's just one story.. I have a real salacious one too, but it involves my dead SIL.. She was a baaaaaaaad girl.. lol She could not believe how I found out she was bad, but she had to admit it all...

[palo verde]

these are not friendly spirits chickie

good thing al was johnny-on-the-spot and saved you

what they told you could be true
unfriendly spirits know stuff too
but they do not have your whole happiness as their single purpose in life

why bother with jerks like them

[palo verde]

loving spirits know everything too
there are no secrets
but loving spirits want only your happiness and know how to bring it to you
you got in with a bad crowd :)

[grannie9]

Of course I did.. Why do you think I stopped? It got really scary.. We all knew that eventually..

[grannie9]

My spirits are now calling me to bed.. I have to go up and placate a few.. Most of them want money..some of them sex.... What's a woman to do????? ..I'll try Porcelana..again...lol

[palo verde]

well you had lots of adventures and got to scare yourself silly
so all was not lost

[grannie9]

1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back,
it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to
begin with. But,if it just sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
>> > > > >
2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an
aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
>> > > > >
3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
>>completely.
>> > > > >
4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
>>tight shoes.
>> > > > >
5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you
don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
>> > > > >
6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
>> > > > >
7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
>> > > > >
8) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it
shrinks two sizes!
>> > > > >
9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day
after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in
vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty ....do it and die."
>> > > > >
10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress
are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
>>Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
money and sex
it sounds like what arrives in droves in my email

sweet dreams cookiepoo
forget these silly spirits who have nothing better to do than play halloween
your petunias will need lotsa TLC tomorrow
your zinnias too
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

With this last joke, I'll bid you all good night.

A group of Marine officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

A Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work.

Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

They are all contemplating these revelations when a Gunnery Sergeant walks by. The officers call the Gunny over to ask his opinion.

The Major says, "Excuse me Gunny, we are having a discussion and would like your input."

"The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20%work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. What is your opinion?"

The Gunny smiles and says:" Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted Marines doing it for you."

Semper Fi,

[palo verde]

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.

Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day


I have to learn how to drive
I'm missing out on one of life's great pleasures

[grannie9]

lol.. me too.. I hardly ever drive any more.. I do drive a lot of people to drink tho.. That's something.. ;)..

Night poopsie... See you tomorrow..

[palo verde]

rofl at your joke chickie

(I thought men were more enthusiastic bout sex than that
it's amazing what I learn on internet)