Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 018

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 018

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 20,677

[palo verde]

Hi ac
I love your photos of Sada
thank you for posting them

chickie your photos are breathtaking, a joy to the eyes
smoooch

andysmom, I loved every word of your seattle story
thank you for posting it

hi habs, hi loddy
ni e to c u
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Good evening all.. Lessons are over for the day... Now I can have a cocktail.. Yum.. brb..

[grannie9]

Poor AC.. He had his camera on the wrong setting.. I'll bet the pics tomorrow will be a lot better.. It's not easy..

[palo verde]

hi ac
I like the astronomy pic for today
it says it is from Star forming region in Universe
these are Stars being born
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

he is an ace reporter
on the scene of an accident
it's not easy for him to stop and get right setting

[grannie9]

That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Poor baby.. AC/e is on the spot.. Ready for action.. Has camera will travel.. On top of it all..

[habs4ever]

Nice pic....so, you get accosted by the ruffians, who took exception to your sultry ways, and proceeded to admire your special "dancing shoes"? At, least I hope you had lots of compliments on your coral toenails ;-)

[habs4ever]

Poor baby AC, he sure skeedaddled fast after he posted those pics, the scurvy ambulance chaser!! I bet he's shaking down the truck driver as we speak ;-)

[lodwick]

Meaka kittie

[grannie9]

LOL.. you're soooo mean.. AC..Habs is after you.. He thinks you're a crumb-bum ambulance chaser.. Tell him that the only thing you chase is wimmin.. You fall a lot, but you always pick yourself back up.... guy!

[grannie9]

This lost a little in translation..

[lodwick]

The CEO of Tyson Foods manages to arrange a meeting
with the Pope at the
Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, he
whispers, "Your
eminence,
we have an offer for you. Tyson Foods is prepared to
donate $100 million
dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer
from 'give us this day
our daily bread to 'give us this day our daily
chicken.'

The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The Prayer is
the word of the
Lord -
it must not be changed."

"Well," says the Tyson man, "we anticipated your
reluctance. For this
reason, we will increase our offer to $300 million
dollars. All we require
is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us
this day our daily bread'
to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' Again,
the Pope replies,
"That,
my son, is impossible. For the prayer is the word of
the Lord and it must
not be changed."

Finally, the Tyson guy says, "Your Holiness, we at
Tyson Foods respect your
adherence to your faith, but we do have one final
offer. We will donate
$500
million dollars - that's half a billion dollars - to
the great Catholic
Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from
'give us this day our
daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.'
Please consider it."
And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of
Cardinals. "There is some
good
news," he announces, "and some bad news."

"The good news is that the Church has come into $500
million dollars."

"And the bad news, your eminence?" asks a Cardinal.

"We're losing the Wonderbread account

[grannie9]

Hey, all you guys.. Have a good night.. ;)

[habs4ever]

What a splendid specimen of fine female form!! It makes Oxanana appear almost...girlish ;-)

[lodwick]

Remarkable! What flanks. Thanks Gran. This gesture to the salivators won't be forgotten. ;-)

[grannie9]

Nice ribcage too..

[palo verde]

ooooh loddy what a sweet kitty
she is a beauty
intelligent too
with lots of feeling
thanks
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

ace is news reporter, you are garden reporter
he has to be lickety split to get action photo
your tree was standing still

[palo verde]

the topic of my coral toenails has not come up on LP

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, we all love Grans pics of flowers, and her house, and her grandkids, and such, but I do believe that our gentlemen are most appreciative of her last pic of a beach babe....