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Freeoples Thread 322

Posted on 07/11/2002 8:18:13 PM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: lodwick
*L* Loddy, someday I'll have to go hang out at a tattoo parlor and take pictures .... maybe meet a nice fella .....
1,001 posted on 07/14/2002 5:08:18 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
FOFLOL. Don't forget to include that next time you're counting your blessings. (I'm talking about the no attorney part. LOL)
1,002 posted on 07/14/2002 5:13:22 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: ValerieUSA
;-) The pics will be great - those people would love to have more documentation, as would I; but a nice fella? Hmmm...can I take the under on this one?
1,003 posted on 07/14/2002 5:31:39 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
You want more documentation? Are you going to get a tattoo? (Another tattoo?)
1,004 posted on 07/14/2002 5:45:37 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Are you going to get a tattoo? (Another tattoo?)

I thought you were getting the tatt?

With that lovely nearly transparent skin you can get one of the subtle oriental jobs with delicate pastel colors.

So9

1,005 posted on 07/14/2002 5:55:54 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
All my tattoos resemble freckles. They are worth every penny I spent on them, too. *L*
1,006 posted on 07/14/2002 6:13:31 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
All my tattoos resemble freckles. They are worth every penny I spent on them, too. *L*

We could hold a raffle. Raise money for the tatt. Winner picks the design. 8-))

So9

1,007 posted on 07/14/2002 6:19:20 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
I'm thinking that I would rather not have a tattoo.... the hangover the next day would be a bear.
1,008 posted on 07/14/2002 6:28:30 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: *FReeople

Good night, good friends.


1,009 posted on 07/14/2002 6:32:15 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: ValerieUSA
I'm thinking that I would rather not have a tattoo.... the hangover the next day would be a bear.

If you have enough wine for 'that kind' of tattoo, it would probably get you free drinks in any place in the country forever.

So9

1,010 posted on 07/14/2002 6:33:37 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: lodwick
Good night loddy --- that's a beautiful picture of the flag.
1,011 posted on 07/14/2002 6:34:51 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Problem with that is I don't frequent bars... unless by "any place" you mean the grocery store and car wash and Barnes and Noble and gas station and Dairy Queen and Free Republic....
1,012 posted on 07/14/2002 6:40:40 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I think that would depend on which Barnes & Noble

So9
1,013 posted on 07/14/2002 6:42:43 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
Here's a George who needs a butt-kicking:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/716135/posts

Hoofard and her younger son had been in the company of George Forslund, who had taken them to the falls for an afternoon outing on Independence Day.

"We had a little argument and he just left me there," Hoofard said.
1,014 posted on 07/14/2002 6:46:48 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Who has reached this age yet?

1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
1,015 posted on 07/14/2002 6:54:28 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
He needs more than that

He needs some of his glands trimmed to keep him from being so tempermental.

So9
1,016 posted on 07/14/2002 6:54:38 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: ValerieUSA
i guess what this woman considers a "little argument" the guy would have faced homicide charges for... if you're gonna piss off your ride, make sure you can walk the rest of the way home.
1,017 posted on 07/14/2002 6:55:20 PM PDT by teeman8r
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To: ValerieUSA
Who has reached this age yet?

No comment

1,018 posted on 07/14/2002 7:00:23 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: ValerieUSA
Who has reached this age yet?

Better question, Who Hasn't reached this age?

So9

1,019 posted on 07/14/2002 7:02:10 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: teeman8r
This is the Talbot County Courthouse in Georgia - I found a webpage about it

Talbot County Courthouse

1,020 posted on 07/14/2002 7:03:02 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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