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Freeoples Thread 321

Posted on 07/05/2002 11:31:25 AM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: Mo1
Good Morning -- aren't you fancy schmancy? *L* We're about to hit the road again -- not the early start I planned, but, oh well. *L*
641 posted on 07/09/2002 6:36:22 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
One more picture from last night:


642 posted on 07/09/2002 6:55:26 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Ooops sorry Val .. my neighbor just called ... long story

Anyhow .. safe driving today ... where are we heading off to today

643 posted on 07/09/2002 7:05:30 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: ValerieUSA
I huff and I puff and I'll blow that house down .. LOL
644 posted on 07/09/2002 7:07:14 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Look at the distance from her feet to where her head must be behind those people!

Still attached, tho...

645 posted on 07/09/2002 7:14:45 AM PDT by null and void
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To: sweetliberty
Since when is being good a character flaw?

Since you joined FR...

646 posted on 07/09/2002 7:17:11 AM PDT by null and void
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To: sweetliberty
LOL! She could probably even scare Nully!

She does. VERY much...

647 posted on 07/09/2002 7:19:48 AM PDT by null and void
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To: Servant of the Nine
If sex is the only reason you want a woman around, then that is very true. If you really like a woman then there is every reason to buy the cow.

Awwwww! Barb says, "Tell him that's adorable."

648 posted on 07/09/2002 7:25:54 AM PDT by null and void
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To: operation clinton cleanup
I bought the cow, but she morphed into a praying mantis...

Ohhhh. Dean says "That's, ummm, adorable(?)...

649 posted on 07/09/2002 7:28:09 AM PDT by null and void
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Crystal has always been black/gray... hence the name crystal.

Huh????

650 posted on 07/09/2002 7:30:59 AM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void; All
YOU ALL WATCHING THIS STUNT BY THE RATS ON TV

Investors Bill of Rights???

WTF ... Who is this chick cause she DID NOT write that speech and do the Rats think we are that stupid

ALSO .. did you notice the way the market started to down down during this stunt

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

651 posted on 07/09/2002 7:54:18 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
OK .. need to finish drying my hair

BBL

652 posted on 07/09/2002 7:54:46 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1; *FReeople
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"NO SH!T. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?

653 posted on 07/09/2002 9:16:19 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Afternoon Loddy .. did ya see the Presidents speech???
654 posted on 07/09/2002 9:56:20 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
Hi Mo - drats, missed the Pres, saw the Maytag Guy.
Our Neptune is mysteriously greasing the laundry. ;-)
655 posted on 07/09/2002 10:09:10 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Sounds like things might get hot for a few CEO's ..
656 posted on 07/09/2002 10:17:36 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Servant of the Nine
Swervie...the important part of your sentence was " ....at this time.." but that does not sound like he would rule it out anyway. And it may or may not be hype but it still does not stop the post office from trying such a thing. And in our ever evolving communist like country...well anything is possible. So stay alert and fight like hell when we have to is all we can do.
657 posted on 07/09/2002 11:08:03 AM PDT by celtic gal
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To: Mo1
MO...can I send my hubby to you so you can have them work together on any project? He is driving me nuts today! LOL..I am trying to get caught up and do the vaccuuming and he says " did you get under the buffet?" to which I say " yes" and then he says " with what?" I should have told him I told Nacho and Missie to roll around under there to pick up dust! grrrrr....
658 posted on 07/09/2002 11:10:22 AM PDT by celtic gal
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To: celtic gal
Just say to him .. that if he thinks he can do a better job then you .. HEY GO FOR IT .. LoL

The hubby does that to me every once in a while .. I just say fine .. then you do it

It usually shuts him up fast .. LOL

Well gotta go do some laundry .. I'll check back later

659 posted on 07/09/2002 11:16:15 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
Me too, Got an appt at 3:00 and someone is maybe going to come by at lunch time. so..must get busy too. Be back later in the day.

Val..nice ol pic of a barn. Ever notice how farmers never knock down old barns, they just let them fall down. Must be bad luck to tear down a barn no matter how shacky and shakey it looks.

660 posted on 07/09/2002 11:18:48 AM PDT by celtic gal
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