Posted on 07/05/2002 11:31:25 AM PDT by Mo1
Anyhow .. safe driving today ... where are we heading off to today
Still attached, tho...
Since you joined FR...
She does. VERY much...
Awwwww! Barb says, "Tell him that's adorable."
Ohhhh. Dean says "That's, ummm, adorable(?)...
Huh????
Investors Bill of Rights???
WTF ... Who is this chick cause she DID NOT write that speech and do the Rats think we are that stupid
ALSO .. did you notice the way the market started to down down during this stunt
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
BBL
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SH!T. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?
The hubby does that to me every once in a while .. I just say fine .. then you do it
It usually shuts him up fast .. LOL
Well gotta go do some laundry .. I'll check back later
Val..nice ol pic of a barn. Ever notice how farmers never knock down old barns, they just let them fall down. Must be bad luck to tear down a barn no matter how shacky and shakey it looks.
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