Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 017

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THREAD 017

Dregs and Flakes

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[palo verde]

that is very nice picture of flowers chickie

[lodwick]

Afternoon Mom. Man, you guys need some sunshine and warmth.
People are going nuts with all this somber, crappy weather.
What kinda parents let fourteen years old put themselves where they can get picked up and gang raped?

God let the sun shine in WA - they need it badly. Amen

[palo verde]

hi mad dawgg
our pub will serve food too
our last pub served road kill cuisine
altho some hypersensitve posters got furious when we cooked up our pets
my basset Lulu would make yummy rump roast
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

Be sure and mark dee's home page, and then keep a window open and lalalala all day long. ;-)

[palo verde]

and habs has that great recipe
he'll serve Lulu with roasty potatoes

[palo verde]

we can use the leftovers as sandwiches

[lodwick]

[andysandmikesmom]

Agreed...I sometimes think all these grey skies, and dismal weather really affect people, and they tend to act out perhaps as they normally wouldnt...

I also agree about this young gal...she should certainly should have known better about going with sailors to a motel, and drinking with them...

And the sailors should have known better also...

I am still out on the parents...dont know too much about them....and sometimes it does happen, that in spite of what kind of a job, parents do in raising their kids, some kids just rebel, and are constantly in trouble...

Its no wonder that many folks get through their childrens teen years, with way more wrinkles and grey hair, than they imagined they would ever have...

[andysandmikesmom]

Roast Lulu rump roast...run Lulu run...stay away from the roasting pan...

[palo verde]

nice pic loddy, thank you
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

And to counteract all the grim news from Washington state, here is some levity introduced...stole this from 'whoever' over on the salute to BADJOE thread...just put a smile on my face...

CHILDREN'S NOTES TO GOD

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.

Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean?
Nobody will tell me.

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God:
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?

Dear God,
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?

Dear God,
In bible times did they really talk that fancy?

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do.
Who does it when you are on Vacation?

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday School they said you did it.
So I bet he stoled your Idea.

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday

[andysandmikesmom]

Here another one I stole from the salute to BADJOE...I think this one is funnier than the previous stuff I posted..we can always use some extra laughs...enjoy..

ACTUAL LETTERS FROM PARENTS

Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday. She was in bed with gramps."

"Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."

"Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side."

"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."

"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."

"Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over."

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him."

"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."

"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."

"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip."

"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."

"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."

"Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating."

"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."

"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."

"Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."

"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."

"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had Diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), dyah (*crossed out*), the sh-ts."

... ...

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I just read thru both of them
I found them both so enjoyable to read
thanks for posting them
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Hey Palo...did Lulu get her walkie? Has Bills nose recovered from its run in with an exhuberant Happy? How is your kiln kitchen doing?...

Its still sunny here..I just looked at our forecast for the n next few days...seems like it will be sunny and in the mid 80s, until the weekend...so we will get a little warmer temps...sure had hoped you guys would have gotten a little shower...

[grannie9]

Looks like it's going to be a slow night tonight.. Does that mean I can go to bed early?

[habs4ever]

Sluts always seem to retire early ;-)

[habs4ever]

I never did like roast pig..er...I mean LuLu... with roasted spuds ;-)

[grannie9]

What I meant was.. without a guilty conscience.

[grannie9]

Thats because they work "hard" all day.. lol

By the way, the lamb chops were fantastic... Yummy...

[lodwick]

Please stay and have some goodies with us.