Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 015

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 015

Dregs and Flakes

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[westmex]

The week is almost over, hang in there..
The lights are out, the candle lit...
Sam has the watch, all is well...
See you all mañana, with luck..lol.
.......Westy....

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Friday June 28th 2002 St. Irenaeus

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Friday 2002-06-28
Sunrise 5:05 EDT, Sunset 20:26 EDT
Moonset 8:36 EDT, Moonrise 23:27 EDT High Tide: 2:21 EDT 8.79
Low Tide: 8:44 EDT -0.14
High Tide: 15:05 EDT 7.69
Low Tide: 20:51 EDT 1.00

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner Baby drinks sacred rat milk...Yuk. G ranny's Weird Links

[westmex]

Fossett's Position
.....Westy.....

[grannie9]

Wow...He's getting there Westy... Good for him..

[grannie9]

Have a wonderful trip Neets..

[grannie9]

A young blond coed, to make money for college, hired herself
out as a handyman, and started canvassing a well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde after looking about, said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and
said to her husband "Does she realize that the porch goes all
the way around the house?"

The man replied "She should, she was standing on it. Do you
think she's dumb?"

''No....I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all
the 'dumb blonde' e-mails we've been receiving."

A short time later the blond came to the door to collect her
money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
for
the $50.00.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."

[palo verde]

rofl chickie your joke is funny

[grannie9]

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand
new Mustang doing 65 miles her hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!

Does this joke remind anyone else of our Dear Habs, besides me?

[palo verde]

Steve is doing very well
GO Steve
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Good morning Palo.. How's the weather?
We have cooled done some but it's very humid..
It says it may reach 110 in Tucson today.. Ugh!!
Of course 90 with humidity is no picnic either.. lol

[palo verde]

you gave us pretty flowers today
thank you captain
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi cookie
I just read your driving joke rofl it is funny
tucson is inferno rofl
we're still low on humidity tho, when humidity hits it turns sauna into steam bath
if you are 90 and with high humidity it is no picnic
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

oh no
did it say it might reach 110 today
every degree over 100
is like 10 degrees
this will not be fun
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

you know habs gives his full concentration to eating

he only does 14 other things at same time when he posts

[palo verde]

I remember a cannon ball as jump off diving board
I guess you could do it off the deck too?
is that what you are plannin' ?
all the 7 year old boys in the pool are heavy into cannon balls
I did not know it was a sport for you

do you do spitballs too

[lodwick]

Sacred Rat milk - man.
What a link Captain, what a link.

Too early and too gross.

[Kathleen]

Good morning! I about fell off my chair over sacred milk pic. I like our flowers much better. :)

Greetings from steamy NoVa.

[grannie9]

If you mean spitballs with paper and a straw or lips.. yes. If you mean something in the pool, I don't know. I can spit very well tho.. Ask the Capt'n..

My kids used to cover the bathroom walls with toilet paper spitballs... Hated them.. ;(

[Kathleen]

I hope Steve makes it. The man has nerves of steel. I'd surely have a heart attack before ever reaching altitude. :)