Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 015

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 015

Dregs and Flakes

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[acnielsen guy]

gollee ac that bouquet sure is pretty

Psssst! Palo I stole it just for you...
I am pure, pure, pure.

[lodwick]

16. Death and life of tomorrow, we do not know their nature. Today with its livelihood is what the wise man asks for. Neither the impious nor the godly man can alter the lifetime that was assigned to him.

Thoughtful link today Captain - thanks.
How's the strike going?
We're glad it's not affected you, to date.

[andysandmikesmom]

Good morning...I am headed out the door just to run a few errands..should be back in a little bit....just wanted to check in, to see what everyone is doing...temps here right now is 57...due to go up to 71...this is ideal for me...tho its pretty cloudy...

Poor Lulu...tricked herself right out of her walkie...more interested in chasing cats...

Well, let me go and get the errands out of the way...see ya all later...

[palo verde]

thanks for posting flowers on thread ac
it sure is pretty one today
eureka,I don't have to soul search
chrissie just emailed me we are all staying on FR
she has come up with good idea to solve problem
she is pretty girl with brains
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

Hi Loddy, the strike was only of one day duration so now we
are back to normal.

I thought I should put out a link of an uplifting nature
for the Dregs and Flakes on this fine Sunday morning.

[palo verde]

lol
is chickie off making meatballs
it upsets her when I say I chitchat with God
she finds it ''freaky''

maybe I better whisper this
God once had me steal a library book
at first I refused to do it
I said to God ''that is a sin''
God said how can it be a sin if I am God

it wasn't exactly steal (I guess)
God said keep the book
and tell the library you lost it, and give them the money to buy new one
God said it would take me forever to track it down in bookstores
but people who go to work like ways to keep busy, cause it makes time pass faster

[palo verde]

Happy got banner
Bill took him in red truck to Fort Lowell Park
he had a ball
Lulu got nothing

[acnielsen guy]

I like your God he seems to be one smart feller – he can see the big picture and
not get bogged down with the niggling details. I suppose that is why he is God

[palo verde]

fofl yep God is not a jerk

[palo verde]

chickie it is not unnatural
our Creator wants to communicate with His Creation
it's unnatural not to

[lodwick]

Please give us your thoughts on this. Thanks. ;-)

[palo verde]

I just posted my first post of reasoned dissent since last January
lol
it will be a drag if I get bullied or banned over it
I'm really not into dissenting, cause it's too frustrating for me
my solution to frustration is to be political drop out
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

On what Thread palo?

[palo verde]

loddy I think the guy is a fruitcake
the Voice for God speaks to each one of us in our own mind
sometimes it is called the still quiet voice within
I can't say what this Voice says to anyone else
I can only speak from my experience
I find this Voice calm reasonable sensible
and what it says brings me peace
it never upsets me

I think mr snodgrass is nuts

Love, Palo

[palo verde]

why should I cook pizza for the ETs
they have a ship
why don't they pick us all up and take us to the Wet Buzzard
then we can treat them to great party
Love, Palo

maybe I'll have a margarita
you'll pick me up if I fall down, won't you

[palo verde]

it's just a tiny post I made ac
it upset me so much when slick willy had Rendell bring out the thugs to beat up the protestors at Impeachment rally in Philadelphia
I wasn't on internet at the time
I thought I was only one upset by that

the posters on that thread now know lots more about what happened
and about Rendell than I do
when I read their posts bout Rendell's corruption now (supported by slick willy)
I just saw red
it made me sick that it flourishes unimpeded

all I posted is I can't take it
I'm a libertarian now
I think I am post 80
I'll link to thread
the new amazing software makes linking a snap now
http://www.freerepublic.com/fo cus/news/704555/posts

[lodwick]

Enjoy

[palo verde]

you are honey bunny
smooch

[lodwick]

Bill Gates Arrives At the Pearly Gates...

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to heaven or hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at hell first?"

Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.

Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and then rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women lying in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver!"

[lodwick]

Subject: The church organist


Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise.

Imagine his curiosity!

Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no
longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."